Recent reviews by Jesse Pinkmen

---{Storyline}---
🔲 Nagin wali desi serial jese
🔲 South Movie Ki Bollywood Copy jesi
🔲 heavy nashe karte huwve likhe huwvi storyline
🔲 Atleast Meri Jindagi se toh acchi hei story
✅ Badhiya
🔲 Anime plot twist jesi
🔲 Katai Jeher

---{Graphics}---
🔲 Roblox jesi
🔲 Cartoon Bhadwe Doraemon jesi graphics bhag saala
🔲 Utha ley rey deva utha ley, is graphics designer ko (144p)
🔲 Itne Pixalated sala aaise lagg-raha hei 4k tv mei 360p video
✅ kamm se kamm Nintendo ke graphics ko toh compete kiya
🔲 Abh kuch acche lagg rahe hei na...
🔲 Itne acche graphics, Graphics Designer ko salary mil gaya?
🔲 Sabhi behenkelodo isey jarur kehele, chumeshwari graphics...
🔲 Game hein ya real recoded video

---{Gameplay}---
🔲 MKC kisne banay itni taati game (Cancer AF)
🔲 Isse accha toh Marr jata bhosdike
🔲 Kya Gobar bana diye hoo
✅ Abey karna kya hei hint tohh dou saalo
🔲 Theek Thakk hein
🔲 Tera Bhai bolra hei khel bhot acchi hein
🔲 Ek Number Bawaal Cheez
🔲 Tatti Pant Mei Kar dunga par khelna nahi chod sakta

---{Difficulty}---
🔲 Haye rey mera gand phatt gaya
🔲 abey mhoti bhuddi wahe tujhse na khel hoyega
✅ Itna accha nahi par Khelna toh aata hei
🔲 Difficulty ☕🤣👍
🔲 Puri game mere kutte ney puri kar de

---{SFX - Sound Quality & Music}---
🔲 Tony Kakkar
🔲 Ranu Mondal Auto Tune
🔲 Phata Huwve Table ki awaaj kyu aa rahi hein
✅ Samaj nahi aya par sunn ke accha laga
🔲 Bahut Accha saala meri LO-FI playlist ka replacement

---{Grind}---
✅ Tere Bhai ke samne yeh toh kuch bhi nahi
🔲 Ik ghante mei pura karke refund maar diya
🔲 Gand ghis gaya game mein
🔲 Redbull ke nashe karke 7 din jag ke puri ke yehh game
🔲 Maine ki hein mehnat (Amit Bhad-wa Approved✔️)
🔲 Punar Janam mein pura kar paya mein yeh game


---{Singleplayer / Multiplayer}---
🔲 Teri Ghar me padii Rolls Royce Jesi (Nahi hei gandu Multi P)
🔲 Puri Duniya Bhencho ik server mei (MMO)
✅ Sala idhar bhi akela maar jaunga (Single P)
🔲 Do Tatte Mil ke khell rahe hei (Co-op)
🔲 Aa jao aaj pura khaandaan mill key khelenge ee bakchodi (Multi P)
🔲 Bhencho Tatti Robots ke saath khell raha hu (PVE)

---{Audience}---
🔲 Baccha Log
🔲 Badde Bacche Log
🔲 Phele 11-12th pe dhyaan de bhadwe
🔲 Bade Log (obv. 20 se upar ke)
🔲 Buddhe Log, (Tu mara nahi abhi tak???, Marja buddhe kabb tak khelega)
✅ Sabhi Log

---{Pc requirements}---
🔲 Gareeb Saale 2Rupay Ke pc mei khelne wala
✅ School / College ke default computers
🔲 20k-30k ke Geminggg computers
🔲 Baap key ek month ki salary sey aaya huwva accha pc
🔲 Gaming PC hein Bhadwe, Tere Future Se jyada Clear mere game ke graphics hei
🔲 Supercomputer ka Choda

---{Price}---
🔲 Ley gareeb tere liye free ki
🔲 Ek din ka vadapav kurbaan is game ke liye
✅ Seasonal Sale% mein liya hei
🔲 Chupke sey baap ke card se buy karliya game
🔲 Ameer ke ♥♥♥♥♥ ko scam karke buy kiya hein
🔲 Tera Ghar isme chale jayenga...

---{Bugs}---
✅ Nahi hei
🔲 Ek - Do mill gye the keede
🔲 Kaafi keede hei game mei
🔲 Cyberpunk early release jese
🔲 Abey checkpoint mei save toh karne deta, bhadwa crash ho raha hein
🔲 Konse Nashe phookte waqt banaya yehh game bhadwe developer
🔲 yeh kya madarchod jameen ke ander chale jaa raha hun?

---{Overall Ratings: ?/10}---
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
✅ 5
🔲 6
🔲 7
🔲 8
🔲 9
🔲 10

Need Much Easier Interface for Playlists Training

Nice Game.....

HEHE BOI

Nice Game +REP :D

Nice Game To Play With 3Men / 6Men Squads

Best Miltiplayer Game Ever!

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Toxic Frustrated Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii with 240+ Fps
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚S‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑Easy To Practice Aim but Difficult to learn nade spots and gamesense
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second life for grinding to achieve Global Elite

---{Action}---
☐ Action?
☐ Water splash from gun firings?
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ Not visible while rushing b and getting team flashed and seeing yourself killed on white screen.

---{Practice Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond still cant figure out nade and wallbang spots!

---{Price & Inventory}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price, cheap AF!
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money Rich Kidd!
☑ Weapon Skins costlier than your house.

---{Bugs, Scammers & Cheaters}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying sometimes
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs with bunch of toxic kiddos, and scam trading sites.