Recent reviews by DaBombardier

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♥♥♥♥ BALLS I HATE BALLS THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥ ONLY WHITE NERDY BOYS PLAY IT AND THEN SING A COMPLETELY OUT OF TUNE RENDITION OF BEETHOVENS 9TH SYMPHONY WHILE TRYING TO PERSUADE GIRLS FROM TINDER TO BE HIS FRIEND BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE LIKES HIM BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER

If I could say anything about a game in this day and age I would say this probably the worst piece of garbage that Ive ever had the displeasure of experiencing. I would rather listen to a loop of nicolas cage singing nickelback songs with special appearances from the winner of the special olympics as a guest star. Even then there would be some sort of quality because at least Nick Cage has some level of quality even if it is ♥♥♥♥, whereas this game lacks in that area. I have more quality and talent in one of my teenage boners than this game has ever presented in its time played.