The ABC's of CS:GO

A A is for AK-47, it's accuracy shouldn't be relied on.
B B is for bomb, which is alwas left in T Spawn.
C C is for carry, you'll be doing a lot of this in solo-queue.
D D is for D-Rank, because solo-queuing gets you screwed.
E E if for ELO, it's one hell of a drug.
F F is for '"F*CKING BULLSH*T KILL YOURSELF!!"
G G is for gamblers, they bring depression onto themselves.
H H is for 'having fun' which is rarely found in this game.
I I is for Inventory, which clearly betters your aim.
J J is for jumping, please stop trying to bunnyhop.
K K is for knives, which everyone asks you to drop.
L L is for Lounge, if you wanna have a really bad day.
M M is for Music Kits, an essential item for gameplay.
N N is for Ninja is Pyjamas, which are more inconsistent that the Operations dates.
O O is for Operations, the next one is about 8 months too late.
P P is for Patch, "Oh, look! More usless crap!".
Q Q is for is for quickscoping, if I see one more AWP named 'Magic Stick', I'm gonna snap.
R R is for R8 Revolver, it kills you across the map!
S S is for Skins, this game is clealry 'pay-to-win'.
T T is for Twitch, where Streamers just gamble skins.
U U is for USP, the only gun that's consistent.
V V is for VAC, which seems to be non-existent.
W W is for "WHY THE F*CK DOES HE KNOW I'M THERE, THIS KID'S CHEATING!!"
X X is for X-Ray and this kid clearly needs a beating.
Y Y is for is for bad CS:GO players, you're on one's profile.
Z Z is for Zeus because I couldn't think of something.