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My first GTA-like I have played, and I gotta say, I see why other people like it—nice dumb fun.

After my first few days, I found a ton of enjoyment just exploring Steelport and buying out all of the properties or doing the activities. It took playing Co-op and my friends barking at me to progress the story to get me to actually get more enjoyment than I already have out of the game. It may be broken, has a few frame-drops, pretty difficult to mod, and (from what I've been told) isn't as good as 4. It does hold its own competently, and I describe this game as GTA IV mixed with GTA V Online.

I barely paid attention to much of the story, but it's flashy lights and plenty of action, so if that's what you're looking for, go for it.

This is a great reincarnation of similar software to SLAM, HLDJ, or whatever have you as an audio-to-codec player. It works well, has excellent hotkey support, the ability to mute your mic when playing something from it, and great organisation. It's an easier Foobar, down to the teeth. It is a useful part of someone's social arsenal, and plays audio through the microphone's own codec, which leads to a tremendous spur in quality compared to other codecs.
It's only a $5 lump sum. If you like being able to play sounds and music crisply anywhere the microphone can be used to transfer data, just get it.

If you're reading this, just try the game out. It does not require a headset or tracking despite the VR in its name, and all of the best experiences in this game are absolutely free!
There's not much of a way to explain what this game is all about, except that it's a chat application with open 3D environments, and 3D Avatars. You can role-play, dance to music, play games, or just in general have a good time. It's still Early Access and has plenty of bugs that the VRChat team is extremely slow to fix, but there's not really any other experience like it currently available. Hopefully VRC+ memberships mean more incentive to actually fix things, but only time can tell I guess?
As it is current year, this is probably your best chance in general to meet new people and to be social, so take advantage!

This is a solid classic blast-from-the-past. Admittedly, it was my first exposure to the Star Wars franchise, and I'm not disappointed at all.

It's glitchy, kind of cheap with fight scenes, if you master one move with the Jedi you beat every grounded boss easily, most levels have DK64 collectathon syndrome (Free Play with a Jedi to be able to move boulder off tether), and some levels feel bland, frustrating, and just not fun (any and all all-range vehicle missions).

However, the fights are fun and thrilling, the recreation of classic scenes using mumbling pantomime slapstick are very charming, and the Mos Eisley Cantina is my favourite map in the game since it's just a wacky battle arena with over the top music just because you accidentally attacked someone.

It's very fun to play with friends, if you trust them enough to share a screen with you. There's really no penalty for dying, since you just lose money you collected in the level, ala Super Mario Odyssey style. You lose money, but you don't want to lose money, because you want to unlock Jango Fett. Simple, and you don't have to really worry if you die a lot.

The Cheats or "Extras" are part of the experience, and can help 100%ing the game so much it's criminal. You even collect the Extras in the level as an actual collectable, and I consider them so nice, since some Extras allow you to get a certain Minikit you've had your eye on, without having to replay the level in Free Play. I'm looking at you, Self-Destruct.

This game is definitely a pinnacle of my childhood and one of my favourites of all time for being so inspiring to video game development. Basically landed Traveler's Tales a permanent hold on the market for LEGO Party Puzzle-Collectathon Games, and is a great hallmark of progress.

Oh right, even though it doesn't count, it's also the easiest way to get a hold of Lando Calrissian and Boba Fett minifigures to play around with. How dare you not rerelease Cloud City, LEGO. Shame.

This game is a grandiose head-scratcher of a physics-puzzle game, and introduces the concept of non-Euclidean tunnels to a point of it being comfortable to the player. This game has a great story mode that if you know all the routes and are experienced enough with the story progression of the first game, you should really have no problem beating the game in one-sitting, within 3-4 hours. Not too short, not too long, and you'll have a fun time trying to fight the dumbest moron who ever lived... and also smashing every monitor. The gameplay really shines in its Co-Op campaign and Test Chamber Builder (otherwise known as "Hammer For Children")
The Co-Op is great for building trust between your friends, or wrecking it entirely; like it should. If you beat the entire Portal 2 Co-Op with someone, no doubt they're someone worth trusting. Eat your heart out, Dr. Phil. Working towards getting every Co-Op achievement is quite fun, especially "Triple Crown", which is just straight up punishment for people who don't solve puzzles fast nor have a plan.
Test Chamber Building allows you to not only have a fully interactive sandbox for experimenting with different ideas than what was covered in the campaign, but an infinite selection of chambers to make or complete. In my case, I've taken it upon myself as a great way to play around with unique ideas to prep for eventual video-game development. That being said, it is still not the best tool you can be using to make Source Maps, but my god is it precise for blueprinting and working out ideas in a 3D space. Taking screenshots of test chambers to be built can help inspire drafting simple environments, even though that's definitely not the intention.
There is some great talent in this game and not worth overlooking. Even though Valve is known for its "influential" first-person shooters, this game still ranks very high among Valve's classics. If you love puzzles, physics, and the 4th dimension, you'll love this game. 10/10

This game was mostly an impulse buy because I wanted to see exactly how many features were available for the casual creation experience.
As I started off the Character Customisation, I was under the wide assumption that I was only able to craft anime girls, so I was surprised to see the "Male" option, which allows you to create a male fit to be under the pressure of sexual desire, and help coast along the precious boy for all fantasies imaginable. As I wanted to make a hotboy, a real beefcake if you will, with a massive beard below and above the belt before anything else, I was joyous to get started.
Then I realised I couldn't relate to my character at all. Unless you're a 5'7" average Japanese Male (which I am not), you will probably have a very difficult time. It's basically less customisation features, some mismatched morphs, unrealistic proportions, and basically a plastered on and uninteresting 3D representation of the man smashing cuties left and right.
You have access to pretty much everything the girl customisation has; you got classic-length hair, T-Shirt (Female), and even skirts. You cannot customise your endowments, so if you got a beeg or weak willy, too bad. Uncircumsised? Got no coverage for that at all; you can't even see beyond the pixelated pillar. You get no bulge in the pants. You do not get any male contemporary clothing like dress shirts, hoodies, and khakis with braided belt to suit the average chad. I can't even wear exclusively a fundoshi; only women can. You cannot customise his voice, height, personality, or even initiate the encounter from the female perspective.
Hell, you can't even do a man on man, even though there's a "Lesbian Mode". This is heavily misandrous, and very offensive.
There are no subtitles, so I can't even connect emotionally with my endearingly beautiful and eccentric one-night stand. Deplorable.
There is no Multiplayer, so you can't meet new players or compete on leaderboards, or even do a 1-on-1 experience, which leads me to believe the term "Party" was either misused or abandoned when creating this game. I wanted a sexual Mario Party, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I hope this improves for the better, and maybe we can get Ani-Men aboard the loveboat finally.
(This review is joke, but a man can dream of gender equality in East-Asian sex games)

10/10, 2017 Award for Best Unarmed Combat in an MMORPG

Also you can make your character thicc af, my dude

First game on Steam I felt the drive to 100% Complete with its achievements.

I may not regret it now, but I might regret it later.
Also has an incredible story and gameplay for an undercover, fanservice-riddled hack-and-slash.

Only one of its true flaws is no visual settings--what you see is what you get, and another flaw is that people, often more than not, do not play the online modes. It's a shame.

Still an all-in-all good game, and deserves its publicity. 11/10, would recommend tiddy ninja gam

Wrote Mein Kompf as a Sci-Fi novel, and earned a fortune in royalties.
10/10

Nothing but slaying millions of dragons, being tough as the gods themselves, and being able to discover the usage of Steampunk machinery in Medieval times. Realistic medieval simulator with cat people, pointy-ear guys, and bipedal lizards. I r8 it 8/8, m8.