imagine you're a museum guard and you're sneaking off to bang one out behind the tyrannosaurus at like 2am but suddenly you hear very loud "WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE." because that just happens to exactly be the day that Mr. Freeze (arnold schwarzenegger version) decides to attack the museum and you get flash frozen right as you bust (you nut in surprise, basically) and all of gotham city sees you as a frozen sculpure and they cant like.. unthaw you until Mr. Freeze is captured again so batman (george clooney btw) just hangs a sign over your neck that says "Impression of a Man Spooging, 1995".

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