Recent reviews by Funky

Had epic sex

Love to suck other people after murdering them

Went from hating myself to hating everyone
10/10

In this game you have the opportunity to socialize and make new friends


0/10 I hate people

Since nobody will read the reviews, I'll say in this review I'm gay and I love cross-dressing as a femboy.

I'm vegan

You can beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of your friends by just spamming deidara :D

You have a russian that mounts on a LMG
10/10

I found your mom in there :D

Thanks for removing support for linux and mac
Thanks for gatekeeping rocket league from steam
Thanks for shutting down the support of workshop maps
Thanks for removing the abillity to add a profile picture in the game even though pfp frames exist in the game
Thanks for the slow community requested updates that even some of them came our broken
Thanks for the garbage servers epic games had to provide for us
Thanks for the horrendous amount of garbage cosmetics that you had to shove in our faces
Thanks for the useless update of removing crates and keys replacing it with overpriced blueprints and credit currency
Thanks for adding trillion post process filters to the same exact map (neo tokyo) calling it new content and expect the community being happy about it
Thanks for not adding new content to the game for years
Thanks for the useless in-game reporting system
Thanks for adding itemshop for a huge economy trading community im sure if that happened to csgo players wouldnt be much happier
Thanks for not caring about the competitive scene of this game such as sudden crashes mid game (followed by a "leaving game penalty" because why not) and the huge amounts of smurfs literally ruining the competitive aspect of this game
Thanks for adding "leaving game penalty" IN CASUALS instead of fixing the meaningless matchmaking rating
Thanks for removing trade so players can transfer their rocket league items to fortnite
Thanks for every bad decision that i forgot to say