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Still less bugs than a Bethesda game

CRUSH MY STONE WITH A ROCK I MUST

MAXIMUM RESOURCES I MUST PROCURE

OKEY, HERE WE GO.

*crush* AAAAAEEEEEEEEGGHHH

I had to find out how to fix some game breaking bugs and I don't like the online-only aspect, but the gameplay is funny Rico boom man so very nice

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The Darkness 2 is the perfect game for edgelords who want the most brutal, badass and schizophrenic gameplay possible. It also has the best akimbo gunplay I've seen so far cuz it's BADASS

666/10 Would press G to brr again


(Also if you're stuck in the vent enable V-sync in the settings and, if necessary, in the control panel of your GPU as well. You're welcome)

This game has taught me that every problem can be solved with drugs. Thank you Bethesdad

This is one of the strategy games where I can say that you might want to try it even if you don't like the genre in general. It's very easy to learn and has many cheesy spells you can use at any time to spice things up, as well as events, different heroes and leaders.

Even if you don't know what to do, the game always tells you what you can do in your turn and you simply make the choices that make most sense to you.

I'm honestly impressed with the amount of content it has at this price point. It's like a mix of Stardew Valley and Terraria, but with a ton of interesting features and awesome QoL stuff. Highly recommended.

Another game ruined because of weird dev choices. Sad

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