kinda weird and based

weird

smelly

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

ＡＴＴＥＮＴＩＯＮ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＯＴＳ：
ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＩＳ Ａ ＣＥＲＴＩＦＩＥＤ 𝒿𝑒𝓌𝓁𝑜𝓇𝒹™ ！！
ＢＥＩＮＧ ＳＵＣＨ， ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＯＮＬＹ ＡＣＣＥＰＴＳ ＪＡＰ ＧＡＭＥＲ ＨＯＴＴＩＥＳ ＷＨＯ ＣＡＮ ＧＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＴＴＥＳＴ ＳＵＣＣ® ！
ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ Ａ ＴＨＯＴＴＩＥ ＯＲ ＮＥＧＲＯ ＳＣＵＭ，ＰＬＥＡＳＥ ＬＥＡＶＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＰＡＧＥ ＩＭＭＥＤＩＡＴＥＬＹ．ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＤＯＥＳ ＮＯＴ ＳＴＡＮＤ ＦＯＲ ＳＥＥＩＮＧ ＳＵＢＯＲＤＩＮＡＴＥＳ ＯＮ ＨＩＳ ＰＡＧＥ， ＯＮＬＹ ＴＨＥ ＧＩＲＬＳ ＷＩＴＨ ＡＮＩＭＥ ＴＩＴＴＩＥＳ™
© ²⁰¹⁷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᶜᵃ⁻ᶜᵒˡᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿʸ

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