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If suffering ever took a human form, it'd be him. To toy with him is to attempt to win a contest with an anvil of disappointment weighing down your ankles. All of his actions are new, unprecedented mistakes researchers have to study him in order to understand intelligence reverse evolving ingame. Were he a player at a board of chess, he'd be a backwards pawn. Were he a CPU, he'd overheat processing a walkthrough. Straight breathtaking orders of ineptitude.

If human error had a mascot, it would be this guy. Watching him play is like witnessing a nature documentary on extinction—every match, his survival instincts somehow get worse. Scientists should study him to understand how decision-making can actively devolve in real-time. Absolute legend, just not in a good way.

shoutout josh owens!