Proezas de eggus no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 19:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 9 jun. 2018 às 21:23

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 31 out. 2019 às 14:00

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 3 de ago. às 21:33

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 20:38

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 20:03

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 24 out. 2019 às 20:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 17:22

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 18:44

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 31 out. 2019 às 15:29

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2019 às 16:10

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2019 às 19:52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 25 out. 2019 às 17:06

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 28 de jun. às 17:58

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 15 de jun. às 2:31

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 16:31

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 19:25

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 28 de jun. às 17:10

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 31 out. 2019 às 14:06

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 20:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 22 out. 2019 às 21:41

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 23 out. 2019 às 15:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 17:49

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Desbloqueada a 28 de jul. às 17:45

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 17:47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 18:36

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2019 às 18:54

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Desbloqueada a 11 de jul. às 0:26

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 19:33

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 31 out. 2019 às 14:00

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 18:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 16:08

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2019 às 15:29

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 13 de jul. às 1:08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 19:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 20:05

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 10 nov. 2019 às 15:42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 30 jan. 2018 às 20:54

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 25 out. 2019 às 17:10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 19:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 25 dez. 2017 às 20:05

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2019 às 16:17

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 21 de jul. às 20:27

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 22 out. 2019 às 21:33

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 10 nov. 2019 às 15:17

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 28 de jun. às 15:33

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2019 às 19:55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 13 de jul. às 1:06

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 13 de jul. às 2:15

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 15 de jul. às 18:40

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 21 de jul. às 20:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 28 de jul. às 19:39

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Desbloqueada a 13 de jul. às 1:02

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 15 de jul. às 18:11

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Desbloqueada a 15 de jul. às 17:38

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Desbloqueada a 28 de jul. às 16:37

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 10 de jul. às 21:27

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

29 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,930 / 5,000