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[Peter has plastic surgery]
Brian: Hey, pal, you just can't walk in here, and, holy crap, it's Peter.
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"I am sure he wouldn't keep eating them if they were addictive."
(Hogfather)
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If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.
-- Marie Antoinette
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Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
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After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
-- Jack Paar
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Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.
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Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
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