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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,225.6 hrs on record (489.2 hrs at review time)
Help me
Posted 17 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
54.4 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
GTA With superpowers and more of a point to progress
Posted 17 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
448.3 hrs on record (99.7 hrs at review time)
Everyone saying that "ITS A 2D MINCREFT RIPOFF DONT BUY IT!!!!1!1!" couldn't be more wrong
Yes it is similar but Terraria is so much more.

For starters the game is beautiful, it's colorful, wacky, and flat out happy. But unlike Minecraft Terraria is meant to be played with multiplayer, unless you are amazing at it. Which brings me to another point, Terraria is balls hard! I mean if you are trying to get into hardmode it's not all to tough, but once you try to find and kill all the boss's, hot damn you are going to have a hard time. Me and a friend have been playing for about 100 hours and we still haven't beat Duke Fishron!

Pros
-Colorful
-Fun
-Very enjoyable to 100%
-Whenever you do anything you get a feeling of accomplishment
-Loads of content

Cons
-Bosses are normally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-Hard
-Will take forever to 100%

8/10

TL;DR Buy this game only if you have friends to help you, if you do then you'll have the time of your life!
Posted 17 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 Ending broke my brain would play 27465 more times
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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7.8 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
This is the best game I've ever played, it's portal meets rayman, the story starts off with what looks like a pop up book narrorated by white Morgan Freeman, it tells of a tale of Karl, a german living in france getting deported and drafted into the german army. Meanwhile his father in law Emile gets drafted into the french army. The both go to war and Emile gets shot, Karl sees Emiles body and begs his HR's to take him as a POW. That's all I'll tell. Also there's a dog
Posted 3 September, 2014. Last edited 3 September, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
An awesome retro game with a dash of humor, More than a dash now that I think about it... Anyway this game is beautiful and keep you busy for a long time. Only thing I don't like is the random encounter system and that the enemies are always too easy or too hard, 7/10
Posted 19 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review funny
124.7 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
How to have fun, Download a ♥♥♥♥ ton of Valve games and then play
Posted 15 April, 2014.
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