I've always thought githyanki were sexy but Lae'zel especially makes me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. Her green skin, her pointed ears, her upturned nose and her piercing eyes only make her dommy mommy personality even hotter. I have wet dreams about her frequently. In my dreams we're having sex while she has me tied down while sitting on my face making me either eat her ♥♥♥♥♥ or die from suffocation.

I want her to use me for her own pleasure, tease me, bite me with her githyanki fangs, mark me, abuse me. Even seeing her makes me feel like a submissive little boy with a giant oversensitive penis begging for her to use me. Why do the devs do this? They made this perfect green goddess that makes me realize just how awful my life is because I'll never be able to lick every inch of her perfect body in an act of worship. I tried looking at cosplayers dressed as githyanki even her but it's NOT THE SAME. I want to be a pathetic jerk boy for the real Lae'zel.

I'll never forgive Larian Studios for this.

Tell Steve I said hi and happy late birthday

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