After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard PP push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I was astonished by this image of 'The Bat', i struggled to sleep, it was always on my mind. After a week or so of sleep deprivation, i consulted my elders. I explained ever thing and showed them 'The Bat', as i showed the picture of 'The Bat' one of the wisest of the elders just locked up, he would not speak or move, just staring into thin air. Three hours later he sadly passed away. I will never know what he saw in that picture, but i think it’s some form of black magic and should be destroyed before it hurts anyone else. Please take this to heart and spread the word, i will be setting up a charity for any families that have been effected by 'The Bat'. Please comment 'amen', to show respect.

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