You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

+Rep nice player

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1. Female 2. Age 18-23 3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4. Willing to do as I as I ask 5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6. Have 0 male friends 7. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8. Be willing to split to bill on a date 9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person. 11. Have sex with me as I ask 12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13. Ideally not have a job 14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

Murder of Archduke -> World War I -> Bad relations -> World War II -> Japan refusing to surrender -> Nagasaki and Hiroshima -> End of imperialist Japanese ways -> Modern Japanese culture -> Hentai

- The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
+ Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.