Recent reviews by FlaminScott

For my first run, I paired up with a guy named Yuri that only speaks Russian. The objective was to find video tapes. We managed to locate everything because Yuri knew Linux & we almost made it to the extraction. Before the last room, we sadly ran out of ammo & the monsters decided to rush us. In a last ditch effort, my vodka fueled friend shouted "SPASI SEBYA!" & closed the door with something that looked like jizz locking me in a different zone. He died a hero while I lived on as a coward. I never ran into Yuri ever again, he was a hero amongst hero's. Will Slavic squat again 11/10

Ran through the tutorial showing me how to use the various tools & I clapped a bunch of mercs. Was feeling comfortable with the ground controls then I bumped into a guy to help me practice using my first ship. Once I completed the tutorial, I went to the bar & picked up my first “transportation” mission. After 2 hours roaming in space I finally managed to find some hidden marker. I was feeling good that I might actually finish my first easy transportation mission. But to my surprise, 1/2 of my tools have been taken away from me & I can't actually do anything. Trying to think outside of the box I managed to find a rover inside my ship. I deployed the rover only to find that the rover appears to be broken & can only hick up 2kms per hour then stops for 2 seconds. Desperately, I attempted to put the rover back into my ship but with no success. Now, I'm stuck in a rover that does not work near a ship that has been 1/2 smashed by my rover & lacking the tools I need to open these containers... I knew there was only 1 option left. /uninstall. Will play again 10/10

Played this game with my nephew… knew what we were getting into. This has to be one of the most fun family friendly games I have ever played, great to play with young kids and boomer dads alike 10/10 will recommend to my father

I spend 2 hours running around trying to find Patrick Bateman's video tapes while my wife’s shower hair keeps on trying to kill me. All was realistic up until I somehow managed to GAIN sanity by drinking almond water instead of loosing it. Will eat a cracker in a 90s office space that’s encrusted with jizz stains again, 10 out of 10.

Entered the reserve, ran down an entire herd of bison with a 10-gauge shotgun, murdered a harem of moose drinking by a lake then popped the heart out of a grizzly bear while he was chilling under a tree. Then I drove back home & played some theHunter Call of the Wild. Will recommend 10 / 10

Move over the blair witch project, this game has you on the ropes. Never before has camera shaking cinematics been integrated so well that even the most iron stomached player will end up putting the controller down & going back to corn hub realising the nostalgia of a quick nut has now been replaced by the bromy fandom. Will "Project Cloverfield" again 10/10

After downloading over 100GBs for this game, I managed to find out that the install requires more APIs & SDKs to run than a penny data integration company that sells transactions on a live service that has a crypto currency back bone. I now understand why the data breaches & hacking incidents are so common. Will discover security breaches again 10/10

This game is so wholesome. My Twitch Dommy Mommy bought this game for my fungus based friend so we can swing something a bit different to phasmophobia. We all entered the lobby & like a true demonologist veteran, my mom told my mycelium miracle of a buddy to start talking to the bathtub to summon the Temu off brand lady from The Ring. To our surprise, nothing is working. All 3 of my friends including the combat engineer could not talk to the ghost except me!

But honestly, I will troubleshoot an audio bug with my friends for 16 hours in a game lobby again.

10 /10

This game brings the spirit of Counterstrike & the morality of 4chan all in one package. The first game I joined with my 3 friends on a public server ended up getting is spammed with racial slurs with the first 3 minutes of game play, Spam money dropping sounds with auto aim bots activated. Then just before we finished the last wave, the trolls D DOSed the server while they threw all their money on the floor 300m away from the trader. 10/10 will play again!