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Recent reviews by 🔥FlaminScott🔥

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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Played this game with my nephew… knew what we were getting into. This has to be one of the most fun family friendly games I have ever played, great to play with young kids and boomer dads alike 10/10 will recommend to my father
Posted 12 January.
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19.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I spend 2 hours running around trying to find Patrick Bateman's video tapes while my wife’s shower hair keeps on trying to kill me. All was realistic up until I somehow managed to GAIN sanity by drinking almond water instead of loosing it. Will eat a cracker in a 90s office space that’s encrusted with jizz stains again, 10 out of 10.
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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158.8 hrs on record (146.1 hrs at review time)
Entered the reserve, ran down an entire herd of bison with a 10-gauge shotgun, murdered a harem of moose drinking by a lake then popped the heart out of a grizzly bear while he was chilling under a tree. Then I drove back home & played some theHunter Call of the Wild. Will recommend 10 / 10
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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1.0 hrs on record
Move over the blair witch project, this game has you on the ropes. Never before has camera shaking cinematics been integrated so well that even the most iron stomached player will end up putting the controller down & going back to corn hub realising the nostalgia of a quick nut has now been replaced by the bromy fandom. Will "Project Cloverfield" again 10/10
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
After downloading over 100GBs for this game, I managed to find out that the install requires more APIs & SDKs to run than a penny data integration company that sells transactions on a live service that has a crypto currency back bone. I now understand why the data breaches & hacking incidents are so common. Will discover security breaches again 10/10
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.0 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so wholesome. My Twitch Dommy Mommy bought this game for my fungus based friend so we can swing something a bit different to phasmophobia. We all entered the lobby & like a true demonologist veteran, my mom told my mycelium miracle of a buddy to start talking to the bathtub to summon the Temu off brand lady from The Ring. To our surprise, nothing is working. All 3 of my friends including the combat engineer could not talk to the ghost except me!

But honestly, I will troubleshoot an audio bug with my friends for 16 hours in a game lobby again.

10 /10
Posted 14 November, 2024. Last edited 14 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
This game brings the spirit of Counterstrike & the morality of 4chan all in one package. The first game I joined with my 3 friends on a public server ended up getting is spammed with racial slurs with the first 3 minutes of game play, Spam money dropping sounds with auto aim bots activated. Then just before we finished the last wave, the trolls D DOSed the server while they threw all their money on the floor 300m away from the trader. 10/10 will play again!
Posted 2 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
My friends played this game in season 1 & told me how amazing it is. Told my friends I would join in season 2. Season 2 comes & my mates spent 40 minutes discussing what server to join while I waited in the menu screen. They finally agreed upon what server to join only for me to be greeted with server mismatch visibility, unique friend ID codes that are only data centre specific. We found this out after my friends told me to rush through the tutorial completely rendering the user experience irreconcilably confusing & overstimulating. It’s day 2 now & I think I have recovered from what I can only describe that I was once human. Best game ever 10/10
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
278.9 hrs on record (275.1 hrs at review time)
Spawned in, ran into a house, ate a sandwich that gave me dysentery. Almost died playing fisticuffs with 1/2 of a zombie & I thought that all was well. Then I ended up getting eaten alive later that night by a sexy zombie wearing a skimpy dress. Will play again 10/10
Posted 21 August, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
160.9 hrs on record (100.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've played Pokemon Red & Omega Sapphire. It was fun but the content was lacking. Now this version of Pokemon is really great. More stable, more content & more transparent regarding the darker side of capturing Pokemon. The replacement of "release Pokemon to the wild" function with the butchering knife was a very nice touch. Would recommend getting this for your 12 year old cousin next Easter. 10/10
Posted 17 March, 2024.
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