erm hello? hello? is this the e-girl cat hotline? erm i would like an order of 15 e-kittens delivered to my door please, with extra sauce. You know with the extra sauce how much better it is with 15 e-kittens? anyways, remember when there was hot steamy sex happening in that room we walked into and there were like a GAZILLION feet (I KNOW you love feet!) all nice and sweaty for you? i remember when you were licking the floor from all that sweat haha that was pretty cool you were like a mop just slurpin that ♥♥♥♥ right up haha its honestly pretty cool that you have these sort of interests i wish i had interests but i guess im just a boring ol guy with a big ol ♥♥♥♥ thats 7ft4 aha y'know aha no woman would want to sleep with me aha anyways if you want to see the e-kitten party youre invited aha dont let me stop you from having a FEET time aha!

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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