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someone please call 9 WINE WINE!!
🚓WEE🍷WOO🚓WEE🍷WOO
When the kids be whining 😫😫😫
I be WINING🍷👈😂👉🍷
…You’re gonna shoot Hͩ̈́̎OT̛̹̮ ͩ̒̆C̎̌̈Ủ̼̑Ȗ͎͞Uͧͭ͐Ṷ̽̎Mͣ̈́̊1̯̃͊!́̆ͪ1̇̋ͤ1̿ͦ̇1̯͍̊ ̅̂̍E͒V͆ͧ̾Eͮ̓̾R̀ͬ̏Y̌̽̂W̿ͮͯH̊̆̊Ḛ̳̏R̮ͮͩE!̓ͪ…And that’s a- that’s a promise. That’s a promise, folks. That’s a ♥♥♥♥in’ promise right there. You’re gonna shoot ♥♥♥♥in’ hot ♥♥♥♥ all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse.
- Evet beyler benim kumarım biter hepinize bol şans oğlum çantayı al gel
+ekrem abi. bi beş dakika daha oynasaydık be abi
- kaçıcam hüseyin kardeş işim var
+ bari zardan düşelim abi.... ekrem abi iki zara yüz bin verdik bi beş dakika daha oyna zardan düşelim abi sonra kalkarsın
- ne zaman kalkacağımı sanamı sorucam aslanım
+ iyi abi niye sert yapıyosun kalkalım kalkalım da ayıp oluyo
- kumarın ayıbı olmaz hüseyin kardeş herkes kendi parasıyla oynuyo hayırdır senin bir sıkıntın mı var
+ hayırdırı ne ekrem abi iki zara yüz bin verdik her seferinde aynı şeyi yapıyosun ekrem abi bizimi kopartıyosun anlamadım ki
- kim kimi koparıyo kendi payına amına koyim sen bize işmi koyuyon laaaann
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flaerus:GREETINGS
♥♥♥♥ you lmfao
16:37 - Flaerus: y-y
16:37 - Flaerus: y-yes
16:37 - Flaerus: dd-dad
16:38 - Bambiraptor: YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me am brem da
Am da rem ram am da baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
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ℳerry ℭhristmas & ℋappy ℋolidays
Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.
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Bodrum bana ben Bodrum’a özelim
Senin ile cehenneme giderim
Hayat güzel devam ediyor
Bodrum’un akşamları bir başkadır
Çılgınca geceler bize yaşatır
Her gece rotamız yeni aşkadır
Hayat güzel devam ediyor
Sevmek lazım
Görmek lazım
Havamızı bozmayalım
Aşk Bodrum’da yaşanıyor güzelim
Bodrum bana ben Bodrum‘a özelim
Senin ile cehenneme giderim
Hayat güzel devam ediyor
Ben kendime çok özelim kimene
Sen bak işine güzelim sanane
Alem öyle böyle demiş banane
Hayat güzel devam ediyor
Sevmek lazım
Görmek lazım
Havamızı bozmayalım
Aşk Bodrum’da yaşanıyor güzelim
Bodrum bana ben Bodrum’a özelim
Senin ile cehenneme giderim
Hayat güzel devam ediyor
Devamını oku...
When nothing turns out the way I've planned
When the sky turns grey and there's no end inside
When I can't sleep through the lonely night
I turn to you, like a flower leaning towards the sun
I turn to you, 'cause you're the only one
Who can turn me around
When I'm upside down
I turn to you
When my insides are racked with anxiety
You have the touch that will quiet me
You lift my spirit, you melt the ice
When I need inspiration, when I need advice
I turn to you, like a flower leaning towards the sun
I turn to you 'cause you're the only one
Who can turn me around
When I'm upside down
I turn to you
Where would I be, what would I do
If you never helped me through
I hope someday, if you lost your way
You can turn to me, like I turn to you
Flaerus: smoke these ♥♥♥♥♥♥
And while you're at it, why don't you grow old together as you slowly realize over the decades you spend together that you're only falling in love even more every day? Yeah, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick!
And then why don't you raise a family together and shed tears of joy when you see them go from a small bundle of joy to a fully-formed human being who is going off to college? Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, douche!?
And then why don't you spend your remaining years together lamenting that you hadn't met one another sooner, and slowly fade from reality one at a time, satisfied that yo did not die alone, but wishing you'd had more time to enjoy it all?
Yeah, why don't you?! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. REKT.