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Microwave

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Officer kep OP

daddy?

yes son come here mama will feed you lots of food

Can I get a piece of toast?

Has anyone seen my parent guardian?

Hoards games, drinks a lot, and doesn't call me back. Thanks for that...

only for you spongebob and ronald mcdonald

date me im a nice guy

ill be a bun to that weiner

r u a loser

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>I was only 27 years old
>I loved GabeN so much, I had all the Steam games and Valve Store merchandise
>I prayed to Gabe every night before bed, thanking him for the free game weekends and sales
>"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
>My girlfriend hears me and calls me a lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Gabe
>I called her a ♥♥♥♥♥
>She says "I'M SO SICK OF YOUR ♥♥♥♥" and runs out of the house
>I'm crying now
>I lay in bed, and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's GabeN
>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear "This is my money"
>He reaches into my pants and takes my wallet
>I'm ready
>He starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wallet
>His ♥♥♥♥ is a vacuum
>it hurts so much but I do it for Gabe
>I feel my wallet tearing as my TF2 inventory starts to fill with virtual hats
>I give him more money
>I want to please Gabe
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he fills my library with games that I will never have the time to play
>My girlfriend walks in
>Gabe looks her straight in the eye and says, "Thanks, and have fun!"
>GabeN leaves through my window
>Gabe is love, Gabe is life

You will learn to show respect. You are in the presence of my glorious self, I, Neltharion. I am the Earth-Warder. You will treat me with the reverence I deserve! You know me... but I do not know you. You would speak against me... make the others see me as you do... you would have them distrust their comrade of old... their brother... You will not be allowed to spread any of your malicious falsehoods... For it to be as it must, yes. It is done! All that which must be given has been given, I now seal the Dragon Soul forever! Yes, and you will press him time and time again with it, will you not? No! I will say what will be done from here on! I, not you, Alexstrasza! Be silent! After I have slain all of you, I shall take your eggs, Alexstrasza, and create my perfect world! My children! My children, murdered! Come forward, disgusting, cowardly wretches, murderers of defenseless infants, and know torment and madness before I devour you whole!

Who will be the first to be blasted to ashes? Puny mortals! I have had many names throughout history, all of them spoken with dread: Neltharion, Xaxas, and many more. Yet you shall know me best as Deathwing, for so I am! I am the bane of life, the darkness within history, the lord of death, the master of destruction. And I tell you now, and so it is true, that this world is mine! I am power incarnate! You are nothing but shadows of the past! Have you not been through enough? Will you continue to fight what you cannot defeat? I have faced the ravages of time, the curse of nightmares, and the mists of sorcery, thanks to the others! What weapons do you bring?

For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partner's face. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.

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I listen to Crawling in my Skin 24/7 and cut myself to it. I dye my hair black and wear red eye contacts and my nails/lips are also painted black. I also wear studded bracelets and have no friends. Memorial Day should be changed to Emo Day because I go through way more than those swole losers. Ever been bullied every day? Yeah, I bet those stupid old people don't go through that. My parents keep telling me it's a phase but this is who I really am...

My fursona is called nightfang

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Christian Mingle. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play dota with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my weenie princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you cocaine as little gift. you like Burning? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have creditcard? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to pie.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my jpop music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even grillfrend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect ♥♥♥♥ for you, trust!! ill buy whoever, do whereever, okay?? jsit pick up that shoe and CALL. :[]

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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yeah and i dont actaully run people over ;-;