Recent reviews by Uncle Bepis

i have been a long time flight simulation enthusiast and this new edition of MSFS could not be making 10 year old me any happier, the detail put into every surface of the aircraft, the reflections, the lighting, the environment, everything i can think of is near perfect, some cities could be better as they are missing key sections of their skyline, for example how Sydney is missing the Centrepoint tower and the Harbour bridge, those are the only negatives i have about the environment, every thing else is amazing

at the time of this review this game has been the only thing ive played for roughly two days, i love the living ♥♥♥♥ out of this game, i was a bit hesitant at the price tag but i dont regret spending $74 aud for this, im a massive fan of The Jurassic Park series and the Jurassic World series so i may be slightly biased but i really do enjoy playing this game, it has you doing some tasks instead of sitting back and watching money materialise out of no where, the limited build space is a little annoying but presents a challenge that i have to work around, also the game looks so damn pretty, the animations on the Dinosaurs are brilliant although some variety would be nice instead of the same few animations, and sure the guests seem empty and souless but i myself dont mind as the one thing from JPOG i hated was how irritating the guests could be and i like not having to be overly concerned with them.

No matter how many times i claim the USSR and all of asia as Germany, i still can not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invade england!

france said nasty things about me
so i nuked them

I looked at the psychological horror tag and went "how bad can it be"
answer? REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD

the amount of people jumping on the hate train for this game makes the trains in india look normal

it has boob physics