"I'm bad at it, so that's how you know I'm not a noob."
"I don't even like prawn. They're like the cockroaches of the sea."
"I'm not putting that near my mouth."
"I wanna be a spectator. Not a participant."
"What if we are all just big midgets?"
"I sexually identify as a race car meme."
"Happy waifu, happy laifu."
"Bushtified."
"I almost feel bad for not sending him a ♥♥♥♥ pic."
"It's not tiny. It's petite."
"You never know when I ghost just ♥♥♥♥♥ its ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth."
"If they are old enough to bleed. They're old enough to seed."
"Oh piss off, ya yanky danky doodle ♥♥♥♥♥."
"Row row row your boat, the ♥♥♥♥ away from me."
"I was talking to this person. I mean I wasn't, they were talking and I was there."
"If shots. No nothing."
"Yeah a finger in me bum."
"I just shoved the hummer right up in her butt and it felt so good."
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doo dah day. I have to pee."
"You make Hitler look like Greg the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wiggle."
"I am becoming the Michael Jordan of relationship Hindenburgs right about now."
"When do I get my 1936 Mickey Mouse hentai?"
"Sorry I was trying to shoot someone and failed. Can you repeat that?"
*talks about boobs* "You guys are so gay."
"I could share but you know, that would be sharing."
"Do you ever see something like a bra and think that would look good on me?"
"If you get asked you must deliver."
"She's got a beard thing going on."
"Did I put my foot on backwards?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pepe's ♥♥♥♥ is larger than you."
"I only take cash rectally."
"They're both ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drawings."

#SadFap