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16 of 44 (36%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 11:37am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 12:48pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 21 May, 2016 @ 6:50pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 12:39pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2020 @ 7:57pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 21 May, 2016 @ 6:53pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 21 May, 2016 @ 4:01pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 21 May, 2016 @ 3:59pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31pm



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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