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It's all the worst parts of Battlefield 2042, and all the worst parts of Call Of Duty, mashed into one HORRIBLE GAME.

No item descriptions when picking up an item is a stupid F***ing idea!
I picked up a green mushroom, my turrets now heal themself and me, I picked up a purple mushroom, my turrets no longer heal at all, and I only heal when sprinting... WTF?!
Like seriously, does it take that much to add a freaking item description???
When I'm hovering over one of the 50 different f***ing items I can choose from, how tf should I be able to look at a STEAK and think "this will probably raise my max hp by 25" when all I'm looking at is a picture of a f***ing steak?! What about a pair of sunglasses makes ANYONE think "Ah yes, this unlocks critical hits"???

Buffdivers!
I am loving this update so much!
It is by no means a "perfect" update that fixes every issue with the game, but this is the best update to Helldivers 2 since launch, and it fixes A LOT of what was done wrong with the game.
If they can keep up to their 60-day plan then I will be very surprised if we don't see 200K+ active Helldivers again.

And to all those out there complaining "ThE gAmE WiLl Be ToO eAsY nOw!", tough ♥♥♥♥, as it turns out only about 5K players are masochists who think SUPER HELLDIVE is a walk in the park, while the other 300K are not masochistic and enjoy having fun, if you need more challenge, play with your monitor off, and stop complaining.

I really only have a few minor issues, for instance I wish the Quasar Cannon and the Arc Thrower got their fire rate back, and while they did reduce head-shot damage to Helldivers by 50% I sometimes get killed instantly by almost any bug that hits me once, even with vitality booster on. But we're only a couple weeks into the 60-day plan, so fingers crossed.

I bought this so that I could leave a negative review (because f*ck this "DLC"), and to say please Todd, stop dipping your grubby little fingers into this 13 year old honey pot, we were done with your ♥♥♥♥ in 2015, when you added lower quality mods that cost money.

After playing for 12 HOURS I hit a wall I couldn't pass, and I'm unable to progress the main quest, apparently the game unlocks in multiple season phases.
It took me 12 hours to complete season phase 1 and the game is basically telling me to stop playing for 4 days, and then there's the wipes which is probably going to be what causes many players to fall off, and stop playing.

I don't see why this game should have wipes, seeing as it is a mostly PvE game with optional PvP, high level players aren't ever dominating the server, like they do in games like RUST. The bigger issue is the fact that the game doesn't allow the player to OPENLY explore the world as one is able to do in an actual OPEN WORLD, this game is not open world, and unfortunately there is no "Segmented Open World" tag on steam.

In all honesty I like the game a lot, but stuff like this keeps me from enjoying it.

This DLC is a 10/10 and people not recommending it because it's "too difficult", is an atrocity.
It isn't too difficult, you're either underleveled, badly equipped, or it's a skill issue, and if it is a skill issue, GIT. GUD.

"This is a suggestion to level up your Scadutree Blessing."
- Bandai Namco

Seriously that's it, on top of that there is an excellent wiki that can tell you what a boss is weak to, where a good weapon/spell/talisman is, and most importantly, where to go and what to do.
If you can't beat the DLC by going in blind and flailing like Hellen Keller in a mosh pit, there is no shame following a guide, summoning the mimic tear or using a "broken" build. The only thing that matters is having fun and if dying a lot makes you unable to have fun, why on earth are you playing a souls-like to begin with?

"Purchase a "good review DLC" for $1.99."

The game is AMAZING, sure it needs work on performance and AI, but CAPCOM needs to know that micro-transactions in a $70 single player game is NOT OKAY, it's just greedy and it makes the players angry.

I'll change my review when CAPCOM removes these Ubisoft AF micro-transactions.

This game is an everlasting FU from Todd Howard to the modding community. They have monetized mods now, just like they did in 2015, and it's just like it was in 2015. It ♥♥♥ blows, and they broke everything AGAIN. Why would i spend $5 on a sword and a pair of gloves, or a gun that is really just a re-skinned crossbow, when i can get, a full new armour catalogue, all with 4K textures and matching weapons to boot, FOR FREE???

Bethesda claim that they love the modding community, and that is why they want to monetize mods, however many mod authors get funds from things like Patreon, TiPJAR, and NexusMods even pays money to popular authors on PayPal, based on unique download percentages. All solutions where 100% of the money you pay, goes directly into the pocket of the mod authors, all without Bethesda getting their "cut" for work they didn't do, and that simply cannot be allowed.

So they keep messing with this 13+ year old game so that many crucial mods break, hundreds if not thousands of mods are made incompatible every time they update the game. and thousands if not ten-thousands of AMAZING mods have disappeared from NexusMods because mod authors have moved on in the last DECADE, some have died, some have gone on to greater things, and some are just sick of Bethesda's ♥♥♥♥.
There are 3 different releases of Skyrim now, there's Legendary edition, Special Edition and Anniversary/Money-Grab Edition.
Legendary edition is obsolete, Special Edition is where most of the player base is, and Anniversary/Money-Grab Edition is the same as Special Edition but with fishing rods, and even more incompatible mods.

I am 100% behind supporting mod authors, but i don't think anyone's really interested in spending money on something as trivial as weapon mods unless there is a fully fledged quest bound to it, or if it's a pack of multiple weapons, why can't they just monetize the "Big Mods" like Skyblivion and Endreal? (Maybe not quiet on THAT scale), or at least lower the damn price? for a $5 pricetag I'd expect a mod author to provide like a fully unique amour set with a couple weapons and a little quest to find it, not a kinda decent looking sword.

An $85 game last year (MW2) promised to last 2 years.
A year later an $85 game/update (MW3) launches, with pushy micro-transactions and a soul-less uninspired "Campaign".
They did not "improve" anything either, they just brought back old things the players wanted back... so basically they just edited an .INI file for MW2 and called it MW3.

I recommend that you take your money, and spend it on literally any other game, even Battlefield treats it's player-base better then this, they just blatantly lied about the lifespan of MW2 which was already insultingly overpriced, and proceeded to kick us while we were down, by asking us to pay another $85 to continue playing MW 2/3.

I get maybe 30 FPS with extreme stutters, while trying to run it with medium/high settings in 4K with DLSS on Quality. I tried Balanced and Performance but it did very little for the FPS and made the game nauseating to look at.

My Specs:
GPU: ASUS RTX 3080 (overclocked)
CPU: i9-12900K (also overclocked)
RAM: Kingston Fury DDR5 5200MHz 32GB
SSD: SN850X M.2 (7300/6300Mb/s)

None of my specs suggest that i should have any problems running this game, in fact i have the exact GPU that is in the Recommended specs, and my CPU is well beyond that. All my overclocks are stable, all my drivers are up to date. The way the game runs i feel like the recommended specs should be the minimum system requirements.
I also tried running it in 1440p with the same settings, and that only got my FPS to 40 with dips into the low 30's in addition to making the graphics disgusting, it basically made ASA look like ASE with a $45 filter.

Seeing as the game runs so poorly i honestly think the game should cost 50% less, at it's current state the game simply isn't worth it's price tag.