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after a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. we got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. i invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. he said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. when he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. turns out he's gay. dont trust this guy.

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Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.

Tea and biscuits!