he ma boi

he is a great gay person and is always looking forward to stand up for gays. he represents the gay people, he is the embodiment of gay and he is damn proud of it. +rep for being an awesome gay. may your holes be filled with dildos.

I initially trusted this farmer for growing my crops. He told me over a game of cs (I had no idea farmers played games) that he had 30 years exp of growing rice. He took an advance from me and started growing my rice on his retarded farm with mentally and physically handicapped animals. His farm cleanliness is close to zero.
2 weeks later, i visited his farm and found everything abandoned, the field destroyed, my rice crops burnt and this HUGE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of the field (which I strongly suspect is Moorthys). I entered his house and found a note saying he had fled to Rajasthan with my advance and isnt coming back.
Please dont trust him if he ever approaches you too.
You're dead when i find you.
Sincerely,
Raj the Villager.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan raho satark raho.

+rep gud shot lad