Recent reviews by Luscious Lady of Coom

I loved the original game but this... this is not good. Especially with the DRM installed. I couldn't play the game at all for 4 weeks when I didn't have the internet because the DRM needed to connect and confirm I own the game. Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's almost as bad as the always online system of Diablo 3.
Dungeon of the endless was great. THIS... this is a massive disappointment. If I could refund I would.

"Required Value Not Met" destroyed my ironman run. Thanks alot for not fixing a bug thats been in the game since release. Uninstalled. Never playing again. ♥♥♥♥ you.

I can't even play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game because punk buster keeps kicking me out of servers after a couple of seconds! WTF EA!
Seriously what a piece of ♥♥♥♥ game. I wish I could refund.
I'd understand it if I was cheating but I'm not! Thats the RUB! ♥♥♥♥ sake.

I wanted to like this game. I really did. But it is terrible.
Aside from the beautiful graphics and ok-ish plot and setting, the gameplay is boring, easy and extremely repetitive.
I haven't put any points into strength, agility or anima (Magic) and STILL breeze through the game with un-upgraded weapons. I haven't died to a single boss either. Its so easy that it doesn't feel like a souls game at all. But like a childrens adventure game that you just walk through without difficulty. Zelda Links Awakening is harder than this game.
There are MASSIVE areas with nothing in them and then the same massive areas with one or two enemies. Environmental assets are frequently repeated to the point it's ridiculous.

The game works. You can play it. You can maybe enjoy it for what it is. But I certainly don't recommend it at all. It's boring, easy and pointless. It could have been so much better but as it is it's not worth playing in my opinion. Which makes me sad. Go play The Surge, The Surge 2 or Code Vein for your souls fix. You wont find it in Steelrising.

I wish I could refund it but as it stands I'll just uninstall it and forget I have it.

A great game we have far too few of. Short but wonderfully crafted. Sadly no extra content DLC but the DLC it does have is sort of like a roguelike using the base games content.
I hope we get more like this game in the future.
One or two negatives I would say about the game is a lack of visually different enemies and lack of varied weapons. The weapons you do get, get the job done but I like wide variety and imagination of weapons.
Like the Spider spawning gun from Unreal2. That was a fun and weird gun.
Or the Augur gun from Resistence: Fall of man. X-ray gun that can shoot through walls? Whats NOT fun about that?
More imaginative alien powers as well would be nice. The camouflage power was fun but the rest felt rather bog standard.
I did my first playthrough as a stealthy hybrid weapons, alien powers build. About to do my next run as a tanky weapons only build.

For some reason Orcs Must Die 2, which I haven't played in years and re-installed today, crashes to desktop with no error message or warning of any kind. One moment your playing, the next your looking at your desktop. No idea why.
Just the woes of pc gaming I guess. It does this every single time at varying stages. Last time it did it on the final wave, last enemy of a tough map. I was... not pleased.

I don't know what about this game is causing it but since re-installing it years later, while playing, within a few minutes it causes my whole computer to hard crash. Power off, black screen, the works. Only this game is causing it and I have no idea why.
Since hard crashes damage a computer as well as being suddenly turned off I won't be playing it anymore to try and solve the problem. This is a warning to other customers that this game could potentially damage your PC if you are having similar problems like myself. So be aware.

Terrible. First match ever I keep rubber banding back to my spawn point at the beginning of the match after only moving a few feet. Can't do anything at all. Can't play the game at all because I can't leave the spawn point. Wtf is this ♥♥♥♥?

I'd love to play the new update but the game servers themselves lag like crazy making the game unplayable. I am sick of it. Not worth your time. Which is sad as it WAS a great game at release. If they can fix the sever lag and disconnect issues then MAYBE it can be again.

It's a bad clicker mobile game through and through... Just don't waste your time with it. It's not worth it.