they made the twix double the size tryna make us fat

if you are in an american-english speaking country you have to say 'i jerked off' or 'i masturbated' both of which are the linguistic domains of pure perverts. theres no casual way to talk about jerking it or masturbating. literally just typing the words there feels very very odd. 'wanking' is user friendly and unisex. i think britain can stake some international influence in the word wank.

Genuine question, how do you pitch making video like this to your bros? Do you just say yo I got this flute at home, I could play it and you whip your ♥♥♥♥ out and move it up and down, make sure you're kinda hard but not too hard and another bro will film it

Imagine you're at a gloryhole and you just hear scissors on the other side or a knife being sharpened

This is either world most convincing satire or several layer of mental illnesses

Reminds me of the guy hitting his balls on a buttplug in his ass, and he was like screaming like springtrap