I am renting a room in Dublin with several people. Mostly we have a very friendly environment. But there is one guy who acts a little bit off. So, basically, I recently came back from gym and was feeling weary so I went to my room, but the door was taken off the hinge and my roommate was sneaking in my room. When I entered the room, I noticed that my bed was disassembled and there were a lot of metal fragments everywhere. He was standing his back to me, but I saw he had some kind of a tool kit in his hands. The moment he noticed me he just dropped everything he had and started a casual monologue about the weather. As soon as I started talking he immediately left in haste. When I approached my disassembled bed I found a planted TMRP-6 anti tank mine under my mattress.

"涙ふくならティッシュ
ダメさ、普通のティッシュ
四枚重ね
四枚重ね
じゃなきゃダメさ
ヘィ～！(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎"

- Gandhi

👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 gute scheIße gUte scHeiße👌 dasist ✔ gute scheiHse👌👌scheiße genau👌h👌ier👌👌👌 genau✔hier ✔✔wenn ich so sagen tue 💯 so ich selbst 💯 das ist über was ich genau hier rede genau hier (refrain genau hier) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Gute scheiße

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣜⣿⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⢀⢻⡀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠄
⠄⠄⠈⠂⢄⡀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡨⠶⣦⡬⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄
⠄⢠⠔⠒⡌⢢⠤⢿⠋⡖⠈⠑⢆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠰⢀⡀⠜⠘⠄⢘⡀⠑⠤⠔⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠄⠄⠄⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Got a cat here
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ＿＿
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　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

i love you kussy bussy

who tf is a kiso

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠄⠄⠄⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Fortnite battle pass
I just ♥♥♥♥ out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?
Fortnite battle pass
I just ♥♥♥♥ out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Gay Porn）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

For many weebs, C.B.T. is more than just a way of life, but it is in fact necessary for them to operate on a daily basis. With C.B.T. being such an important part of so many of our lives, it is thus important that who we choose to engage in C.B.T. with is a good fit for all us. So, that brings us to our question for today: Should you let Jotaro engage in C.B.T. with you? Now, there are two criteria that you should consider when choosing a C.B.T. practitioner, and those are, of course, whether you can trust the person you are doing C.B.T. with as you will get far more out of the C.B.T when you are doing it with someone you feel comfortable with. The second is that this person that you are engaging in C.B.T. with is in fact actually licensed to do so. Jotaro has a very high reputation among us weebs. This is due to the fact that he is consistently reliable throughout all of the JoJo parts that he appears in.

He treats people equally, isn't afraid to joke around, and is overall just an absolute bro. He sticks up for those that he cares about and for that I think it is safe to say that Jotaro is a person that we can trust. However, where things get complicated is when attempting to figure out if Jotaro is actually qualified to perform C.B.T.. Now, I would not recommend that you get Cognitive Behavioural Therapy from anyone who is not actually qualified to be a therapist in the first place.

Considering the fact that Jotaro in part three is only a high school student and afterwards he ends up becoming a marine biologist, I think that it is safe to say that he is not actually qualified to perform C.B.T. on anyone, and so we come to our conclusion. I would not recommend that anyone go to Jotaro to receive some quality C.B.T.. While he is someone that we can trust, in the end it is important that you always go to someone who is qualified to perform C.B.T. to ensure that the treatment you are getting is proper.

⣿⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
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⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇❤️⠄
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
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⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄

HEY LOOK A CAN OF BEANS!

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/617495383601446932/729517725705175070/video0.mov

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Give this rose to every one you want to anally devastate:
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If your Gatorade is exhibiting territorial behavior, you should try a few things:
- Sit nearby, and let the Gatorade come to you. Don't approach it;
- Try to avoid looming over it or raising your hand above it, which could be seen as threatening;
- When the Gatorade does come to you, let it smell you. This may take several attempts;
- Try offering it food or treats;
- Eventually, when the Gatorade is willing to let you touch it, try patting it, but mind that its underside may still be guarded and you will need to build additional trust first;
- Blinking slowly when in their presence can be perceived as a sign of trust.

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐⣠⡶⣶⣲⡎⢻⣿⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿
⣿⠟⣋⡥⡶⣞⡯⣟⣾⣺⢽⡧⣥⣭⣉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿
⡃⣾⢯⢿⢽⣫⡯⣷⣳⢯⡯⠯⠷⠻⠞⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⣿
⣦⣍⡙⠫⠛⠕⣋⡓⠭⣡⢶⠗⣡⣶⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣘⣛⣋⣡⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣄⠄⣼⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⣿⣿⠄⢀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣸⣿⠛⡛⢛⣿⠋⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠁⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠓⠸⠏⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠿⠿⢻⣦⣤⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢭⡛⡀⠄⠄⠨⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣧⡀⣈⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⠠⢇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⢀⣉⡉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿

Behold! My army

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠻⣿⡟⢀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣶⣶⣿⣿⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⠁⣾⡟⢁⣴⣶⡄⣹⣿⡆⠘⢁⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⡈⠻⣿⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⣿⠃⣰⡟⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠘⣿⡇⢸⣿⡿⠃⣴⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣧⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣠⣾⣿⣧⣌⣁⣤⣾⣿⣿⣧⡈⠛⠛⢁⣼⣿⣏⣠⣿⡀⢿⣿
⣿⣥⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡾⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠋⣡⣤⣤⠉⣿⣿⠟⣉⣉⠙⢿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣤⣄⠙⣿⠀⣿⡟⢀⣾
⣿⣿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⠇⣰⣿⣿⣧⠈⢿⠃⣼⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⠀⠋⣠⣿⣿
⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠘⢿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⠸⠿⠿⠻⣿⣿⣧⠈⠻⠿⠿⠋⣠⣿⠀⠿⠿⠟⢻⣿⠇⣸⣧⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉
⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀
⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆
⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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101 words for BOOBIES



Cans

Babylons

Bubbalas

Nipple Holsters

Life Savers

Buoyancy aids

Orbs

Bongos

Watties

Bouncers

Wagons

Globes

Shoulder Boulders (or just 'boulders' works too)

Hooters

Muchachas

Mud Flaps

Baloons

Fleshy Mounds

Upper Bollocks

TB's (Top Bollocks)

Dirty Pillows

Naughty Pillows

Two old socks

Milk Mountains

Honky-badonkies

101 words for BOOBIES

Boobies

BREASTS

Mammory Glands

Boobs

Tits

Titties

Ta-tas

Fiery biscuits (as per The Mighty Boosh, apparently)

Melons

Baps

Coconuts

Bangers

Cream Pies

Iced Gems

Bacon Hangers (our little minds can't even)

Fried Eggs

Cantaloupes

'She drank her school milk' (no, we don't understand either?)

Milk Monsters

Milkers

Brad Pitts

Danny Devitos

The Twins

Minnie and Mickey

Phil and Lil

Mary-Kate and Ashley

The Mitchell Brothers

Pinky and Perky

Ant and Dec (apparently!)

Mario and Luigi

Puppies

Snuggle pups

Cat Flaps

Wattdogs

Udders

Spaniel's Ears

Mosquito Bites

Noogies

Babs

Lills

'The Girls'

Buds

Bips

Norks

Chebs

Maracas

Slammers

Tig Ol Bitties

Chebblies

Wabs

Funbags

Chesticles

Jugs

Waps

Tatas

Bazoombas

Breasticles

Bazookas

Mammeries

Bristol Cities

Cha-chas

Bosoms

Jubblies

Charlies

Juggernauts

Peaks

Knockers

Rack

Shelf

Dongles

Nunga Nungas

Wangers

Swingers

Air-bags

Tatty Bo Jangles

Honker Honkers

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[ 中华人民共和国寄语] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ 中华人民共和国寄语]

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