I see the glass half poured, and then I pee inside the pitcher
I wanna wet the bed
Cause it reminds me I’m a swimmer.

[21:55]((Morgan GreeneUltros)) extgro where's trip

"You can sexually identify as a giraffe whale"
"I got a DJ booth but no one will listen to me"
"It cost 1400 to buy and I got 1 dollar in tips"
"The one dollar I got was from a boy and I'm playing right in front of an elementary school"
"Are robots good at mixology"
"Also where are the barstools, I don't know where to find them"
"That's a bar?"
-JS
"STOP INSULTING ME" -JS on 6/21/2016 at 10:38 PM
"♥♥♥♥ me in the ass luigi" -JS on 7/14/2016 at 1:27 AM
"oh hi mom" -JS on 8/10/2016 at 9:24 PM
"I bought some blueberries" -JS' mic on 8/19/2016 at 9:20 PM
"tron made daft punk" -JS' mic on 3/22/2017 at 11:50 PM

"Sometimes, when im alone, i rub vasoline over myself and go in a giant trash bag and pretend im a baby fetus" -LarryTheCucumber

"Daddy be nimble, daddy be quick, daddy's got a rock hard ♥♥♥♥" -Nissan on 6/22/2016 at 11:01 PM
"Stick it up my ass and pee" -Nissan on 6/23/2016 at 12:07 PM
"preemptively ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Nissan on 7/11/2016 at 9:32 PM
"This isn't your soft rape story" -Nissan on 6/12/2016 at 3:21 PM
"aggressively Japanese" -Nissan on 8/19/2016 at 12:16 PM
"normal pickaxe activities" -Nissan on 9/11/2016 at 8:56 PM
"justin can you eat children" -Nissan on 3/20/2017 at 9:41 PM
"aw ♥♥♥♥ my testicles" -Nissan on 5/17/2017 at 8:47 PM

"Senpai in the streets, big brother in the sheets" -Me on 5/22/2016 at 1:14 AM

"flabby titantits" -whoopdedo 2 years ago

"come inside of me" -H on 12/30/2015 at 2:48 PM
"aggressively ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " -H on 6/3/2016 at 2:38 PM
"why can't this be 9/11 " -H on 6/3/2016 at 2:59 PM
"blizzard you need 9/11 " -H on 6/3/2016 at 2:59 PM
"give it to me" -H on 9/30/2016 at 8:05 PM
"i love ♥♥♥♥♥" -H on 11/26/2023 at 12:38 AM

"Attempt to breed the depression out of them" -L on 7/25/2023 at 8:57 PM

"hey daddy let's get sloppy" -kripp on 4/21/2016 at 12:47 AM

"league of legends is a better game than wow" -Reckful on 8/27/2016 at 3:11 AM

"Harry Potter is a bisexual trans woman that must choose to kill her son or ♥♥♥♥ Rylo Ken in Boston"

"We were saving that for Fall Wars 4 part 2: Electric Palpatine, the Bostening"

"I agreed to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass"

"I stopped listening halfway through" on 7/24/2017 at 1:00 AM