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Tomas   Merthyr Tydfil, Merthyr Tydfil, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
If you ever speak to me like that again I'll put you in so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ how tough you are, how well you can fight or how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your TV on and order 20 pay to view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the ♥♥♥♥ out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. Once you fully recover from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car out of nowhere and kill you.
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