sigma super idol dead inside!!'s POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 12:33am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:28am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:49am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 1:43am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:36pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 1:35am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 4:53am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 6:31am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 9:50pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:24am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 6:45am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:30am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 8:24pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 6:00am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 6:26am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:35am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:28am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 6:31am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 5:43am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:52am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:33am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 11:23pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 12:12am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 9:53pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

715 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

21 / 30