EternalXcalibur
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last played on 10 Apr
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last played on 24 Jan
Jakoby Perez 10 Mar, 2018 @ 6:08pm 
━━━━╮ This is memedog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ memedog take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Steam Guides by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ Guides or he
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme dog
╱▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲╱▔▔▔╲
▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
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 ▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
 ╲▂╱╲▂╱ ╲▂╱╲▂╱
Jakoby Perez 14 Jan, 2018 @ 1:38pm 
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Jakoby Perez 24 Oct, 2017 @ 10:57pm 
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░░░▄█▀▀▄▓█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀░▓▌█ Take
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Jakoby Perez 4 Oct, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
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Jakoby Perez 4 Oct, 2017 @ 3:01pm 
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Jakoby Perez 15 Jul, 2017 @ 3:05am 
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