Yo, yo yo yo, yo. Yo. Mic, mic check, check, mic check.
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY PANTS GOT $HAT GOT TURNED ALL BROWN.
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A SECOND JUST $HIT RIGHT HERE
AND TELL Y'ALL ALL ABOUT HOW I DONE AND POOPED IN MY CHAIR.

*Hip hop string instrumental*

I, TURNED, UP ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT OR ELEVEN OR TWELVE
SIXTEEN ABOUT SEVEN BOUT SEVEN BOUT TWELVE
BOUT EIGHT BOUT ELEVEN BOUT ELEVEN BOUT TWELVE
BOUT SEVEN BOUT SEVEN BOUT SEVEN