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Recent reviews by Ergo

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2 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
I can't believe Dunkey tricked me into playing Monolith.
Posted 22 February.
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1 person found this review funny
29.0 hrs on record
I don't know what to say about this game because I have no idea how to play it.
Posted 19 December, 2024.
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45.1 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Gotta be honest I've been putting this off and I'm motivated by the stupid false points steam is offering me for the game awards.

But that's the subtle trick, the cards and how they lie. The motivation and the tell.
This game will ruin you mentally and emotionally but will not touch your wallet.
This game should distribute coins for 12 steppers and preventative addiction credits because I don't have gambling debt and it's thanks to this game.

I was super apprehensive about liking this game. Not too into poker. Not pleased by the look of the game.
Wrong. This game is actually what Riker brought back from Risa and you know what, it's good, and you should play it. They have a mobile version and I
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So now I'm back to steam for new game plus and thunkhEAD YOU BASTARD I KNOW YOU INFLUENCED FLUSH STATS YOU TRICKED ME I CHASE FLUSHES LIKE A FIEND NOW AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THEM A WEEK AGO.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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36.0 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Woke game piece of garbage. DEI and LGBT propaganda.
In chapter 1 (one) you listen to a woman of color on how to do your job.
Posted 10 September, 2024.
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14.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Posted 8 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
250.7 hrs on record
One of the WORST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games around.
This game used to bring me so much joy. I like to play everything, but they have destroyed every format. There is no where to run anymore except far away from the game as a whole. It's unfortunate and I will still occasionally hold paper commander games at my house where we can curate the cards involved. But overall this game has gone to hell and there is no coming back.
25 turns in a row? Yea that was the rest of magic that I had in me.
FILLED with bots and money grinders. I'd rather have fun thanks.
You money hungry bastards ruined Magic and D&D for me. MOAR PRODUCT MOAR PRODUCT.
The professor won't say it, Kenobi won't say it so I will; ♥♥♥♥ you WoTC.

Update: I played for an additional 47 hours and it's even worse somehow so I'm never playing this ♥♥♥♥ again. I thought maybe they would make something right but it's long past due.
Posted 12 June, 2024. Last edited 9 December, 2024.
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190.7 hrs on record (162.4 hrs at review time)
I have gone back and forth on this game a lot and I think it's due for an update on it: It's great, it's finally hit an equilibrium on par with the state of release (The good parts of it) where you can access the online easily, it's mostly bug free, and each weapon feels unique and powerful depending on how you want to tackle a situation. They have finally figured out that you just need to adjust weaknesses and set consistent levels among the different factions in the game. And now that they have ported over a very popular faction from the previous game I'm all in baby. More fun than I've had in a long time. Thank you very much devs, you made this old citizen extremely happy.
Posted 10 May, 2024. Last edited 5 January.
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6.9 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
I got to play this game when it was on itch.io and it was the most surprising title I have picked up to date.
I never thought that a game with this much artistic vision and solid gameplay could come together to create a true masterpiece.
I think for a long time when asked what my favorite platformer is, I will tie them up in my basement and make them play this game.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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260.8 hrs on record (168.6 hrs at review time)
As someone who has played years of D&D tabletop this is quite possibly the best game I have ever played and may just replace the tabletop for me.

Edit: It's still my favorite game. I was encouraged to update my review for the game awards. I know it won a bunch of physical awards, I want this game to gain all the accolades it possibly can because I know this company is good for it. I want DLC, I want more, I want to show that this behavior is well rewarded.

Down down down by the river.
Posted 3 September, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
144.5 hrs on record (116.7 hrs at review time)
I put off getting this game for a long time, I think I regret waiting.
The community is toxic but also hilarious.
The gunplay is probably the most premium I have ever witnessed in a video game. I love their community modes that they switch in every so often.
Overall this is a simple formula, you will recognize how to play immediately, but getting around the corners, learning what it takes to be decent at this game. That's the adventure.
This is a thinking-man's shooter. But on the occasion you tune out and drop in without a plan...
You will feel Glorious.
Posted 17 June, 2023.
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