Recent reviews by The Return of Captain Blood-Piss

So far in the last 4 years of gaming, there hasn't been any decent game releases that i can personally say that I have enjoyed... until today.

this captivating game has everything you could imagine.

* Story
* Lore
* Characters
* Graphics
* Easter eggs
* Crazy wacky moments

Honestly. After playing Mortal kombat, Skater Frog, Rocket League, cs go and anything in between. This game I can happily give a 10/10

Please not only download this game but please follow Orius games and support him any possible way you can. This guy is going to go far. Won't be long till a big time gamer company swoops in and tags him along on their team.
Honestly for a solo dev teaam, this couldn't have been more polished.

Thank you Orius games. Thank you

crab

This game really good to practice your singing with your friends but with a spicy risk 10/10 Ghosts will ♥♥♥♥ your skull

IF YOU THOUGHT MORTAL KOMBAT X AND STREET FIGHTER WAS BAD?

GET A LOAD OF THIS GAME, THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS THEM.

THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FROG WILL FOREVER HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES. THE STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUSIC PLAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE THIS SHAGGED UP SKETTY FROG TRIES TO KICKFLIP OVER A TRASH CAN. I'M DONE, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIRED OF THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PORTAL 2 RIP OFFS

I was told to download this game on pc by a friend. Played it when it first game out on the PS4 and it was quite fun to play. There was a nice balance between players and was a fun game to play. I enjoyed loggin in with a squad or just one other friend and play the game.


NOW, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS STILL PLAYING THIS GAME BUT THEY'RE NOT HUMAN, THEY'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRASH BABIES. I SWEAR. ANOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1-38 GAME I WILL FIND A SCHOOL AND MAKE IT INTO A LATE ABORTION CLINIC WITH JUST TWO MAGS. THE AMOUNT OF SWEATS IN THIS GAME MAKES INSOMNIA i84 NERD CONVENTION TO BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LUSH SOAP STORE.

THIS GAME HAS CAUSED ME TO END UP IN HOSPITAL WITH NEAR ON STROKES WITH THE GAMEPLAY. THE CONSTANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MADE ME FIND OUT THAT WATER BASED LUBES ARE BEST FOR ANAL BECAUSE IT STARTED TO HURT GETTING ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS.

IT KINDA REMINDS ME OF THIS TIME PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT X WHERE I STILL CURRENTLY HAVE A WIN/LOSS RATIO OF 6-89 WHERE I CONSTANTLY GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME BY THE SPAMMING OF ZUZE.


I GIVE THIS GAME 10/10 ON LEARNING ABOUT WATER BASED ANAL LUBE AND A 0/10 FOR GAME PLAY


update: I have a win/loss ratio of 9-108 on mortal kombat x...

If you thought Street Fighter was bad, try this out. if this doesn't make you want to slit your wrists then I don't know what will

IF YOU WANT TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUIN YOUR PS4 CONTROLLER INSTALL THIS GAME. THIS GAME LEFT ME WITH THE SAME PTSD ROCKET LEAGUE LEFT ME. AFTER LOSING 14 GAMES IN A ROW WITHOUT A SINGLE WIN. THIS GAME HAS BEATEN MY HIGHEST SCORE IN HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO RAGE QUIT AND UNINSTALL. I WOULD LIKE TO PUT IT OUT THERE THAT SHOVING 10P COINS DOWN MY PENIS WOULD BE MORE FUN THAN GETTING THIS GAME. I GOT THIS GAME FOR FREE FOR A TRIAL AND STILL FEEL LIKE I WAS RIPPED OFF. P.S ♥♥♥♥ YOU BROMANDO

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Do NOT!!!!!! Even waste your time with this. You will not only be waiting hours to find a game but your game will only have about 9 players in total including yourself. Huge fan of DayZ, been playing since the start. #Alpha4Lyfe... But this is a real let down. If you really wanna be playing ♥♥♥♥ like this. Download PubG on your phone while waiting in line to find a match on this trashy DLC.

This is the only game where I can happily say I enjoy playing.
For people who try come up with tactics and meta's for this game are playing it wrong.

The game is simple...

Last one stands wins.

These more professional, non skill based games are the perfect games for those who are actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash at games (like myself), I will happily slap down about 50 hours a week in this game rather than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRASH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUMPSTER TRASH BABY GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORTAL KOMBAT X. OR WHAT I REFER IT TO IS JUST MY EX BECAUSE IT'S THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOXIC AND CAUSES ME JUST AS MUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRESS. But I'm passed that, I will no longer play mortal kombat x. I don't need that in my life. I'm done. I'm content, I don't want to win that sketty game.

Uno is all I need. No one can beat me in uno. I am...

The last one standing