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2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
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OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
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OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
OCTOPUSES HAVE THREE HEARTS AND BLUE BLOOD.
Posted 9 November, 2025.
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479.1 hrs on record (363.5 hrs at review time)
Here is the update of my review, and I will definitely say that it deserves a much better review and a needed update.

While there are still some things here and there that are a bit messy, many still just as frustrating as before, it has gotten a lot easier to deal with or accept (And not in a bad way either). The MMR seems to have finally found its place, with the occasional random left field every now and then, but that is alright. I am not getting paired with the new folks as much anymore, and when I am, I get to help teach them and show them around in chases or similar situations. You can get a little salty or frustrated, but don't get out of hand. I am also noticing a lot more DC's from survivors because they get hit for the first time because the pro player 5000 hr loop they are trying to copy doesn't work out for them, but thankfully the bots are not complete garbage so it relieves some pressure. Final thing about the survivors, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL, DON'T CLEANSE A TOTEM OR OPEN A CHEST AT 1-2 GENS FOR NO REASON. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR TEAMMATES SITTING ON DEATH HOOK WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT HAVE TO DIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR ITEM ANYMORE.

Finally with killers, with all of the anti-camp and anti-tunnel, the most persistent killers will still hunt you down, that I think will always be a thing, and as much as BHVR tries, I know it is tough to balance out because both sides take advantage of it and any further changes will probably make most of the game unbearable. Again, try your best to survive and give your all in chases, that's all many killers want. You can 4 man out for all some of them care, just engage with them. There are still just as many bully squads, but that is something you will just have to push through and accept. Lastly, again... just have fun. Take it in as a learning experience. My few days back to this game have yielded many lessons. Once all of that noise is over, again, throw a ggs and move on.

Will I recommend this game still?
Always and forever, 100%. It is still an amazing game.

Will I expect those people to have fun?
Definitely a lot more now yes. There is a disclaimer though, you will die and die, get frustrated over and over again. But there is a greater chance of you coming out on top from those experiences and returning.

Last thing I want to say, as a still young player in this scene, (because 400hrs in this game is absolutely nothing, trust me) if it gets to you, things don't work out, or you struggle with specific things within the game, take a break, pop onto youtube or twitch, watch some games both from new players and the veterans, and just watch how they play. Of course you wont gain the powers of the best player in the world, but it will give you some much needed insight or knowledge. As mean as it might sound, watching a top tier player get destroyed in a match helps me feel much better personally, knowing that even if you are the best, you can have someone better, or even have many bad days.

Enjoy the games, best of luck, and have fun.
Posted 28 February, 2025. Last edited 20 October, 2025.
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14.9 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
JOIN DUTY!
Posted 20 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
424.3 hrs on record (400.3 hrs at review time)
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When Babies are Bad, Mother gets Disappointed. And then Baby gets the Drill.

Absolute fun. Can get very chaotic and sometimes even frustrating, but whether its solo or with a friend, it will always be enjoyable for me. Considering my love of the first two games, I immediately knew I would adore this one as well.
Posted 4 June, 2023. Last edited 24 November, 2025.
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46.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Space
Posted 7 April, 2023.
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25.3 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Grow, mine, fight, get money
Posted 5 April, 2023.
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27.8 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Boo. Did I scare you?
Posted 5 April, 2023. Last edited 6 April, 2023.
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24.0 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Boo. Did I scare you
Posted 3 April, 2023. Last edited 6 April, 2023.
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19.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Hiya, Good Bandit
Posted 28 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
25.6 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Climbing in yo Windows
Posted 3 August, 2022.
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