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159.8 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
At least it's not Dayz
Posted 27 August, 2016. Last edited 26 September, 2016.
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22.6 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
When I played very little was done, too disappointed to go back.

Hey would you look at that! IT's still terrible!
Posted 27 August, 2016. Last edited 27 November, 2016.
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64.4 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've got way more than 20 hours on this(off steam) and let me tell you, the grind's pretty ok.
I learned the importance of riding your bicycle for at least 12 hours a day!
However, it's simply amazing how bad you can be at making a video game. In the past you'd test your video game before lettting the public use it, however in this day and age you release a video game in a beta with all of your bugs, but of course you'll fix them eventually, right? WRONG!
IT'S BEEN 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE.
I wish I could sue for the brain damage this game has caused me.
Cons:
- Developers are literally worse than Hitler
Pros:
- You gain suicidal thoughts
- You realize Hitler winning the war would've been a good idea
- You plan to trade the developers for clones of Adolf Hitler himself
Posted 22 January, 2016. Last edited 22 January, 2016.
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