Recent reviews by EmmaAintDead

what sound your gun make?

bideww bideww

Genuinely fun! If you played Smash TV as a kid and hate nazis as an adult, you'll love love LOVE this game!

nice good yes

Victoria: I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥
Brooke: I'm a lover
Juliet: I'm a child
Joyce: I'm a mother
Chloe: I'm a sinner
Kate: I'm a saint
Taylor: I do not feel ashamed
Courtney: I'm your hell
Rachel: I'm your dream
Max: I'm nothing in between

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer"

It's been 1,000 hours since my first lemonade stand turned a profit. 1,000 hours. Mars fell first, and the Moon after. Holidays laid waste to. I bought them all. Every. Last. One. Now I sit on a a golden throne, in my golden suit. An empty suit.

Imagine, I think to myself, had I done something else with 1,000 hours. Click. Click. Click. Maybe I could have gone back to school for a year. Click. Click. Click. I could have learned to code. Click. Click. Click. Maybe brushed up on design and started working a side job making a bit of money. Click. Click. Click. I could have taught myself to cook like a pro. Click. Click. Built something that will outlast me. Click. But i did this. I played an idle clicker all the way through to completion.

What have I done?

What... have I done?


Click.

Could be titled "Everyone who plays this is already really good and I don't stand a chance" and it would be just as accurate.