Recent reviews by Elmoogle

Do not let Steven have the trumpet.

A hilarious spoof of a certain Victorian action horror game while also being just a solid kart racer in its own right. Extra fun boss fights and a rockin' soundtrack.

It's free. Play it.

You don't need me to tell you to play Elden Ring, but I will.

This game is getting a lot of justified anger at release due to poor performance and the silly micro-transactions, but this is also the only game series that lets me float in the air and call lightning down on a group of goblins like a vengeful god.

Play it once some patching has (hopefully) been done.

Fly into free and get ready for the sequel.

If you ain't rock and stone, you ain't goin' home!

This is my favorite game of all time and I recommend it to all Arizona rangers with a big iron on their hips.

Ridiculously intricate strategy gaming.

It's the most fun thing ever made and it is $2.49 buy it right the hell now.

Do you like sandboxes? Yes you do. Do you like blowing things up? Don't even answer that question. Do you like riding 747s like sandworms while firing rockets at enemy helicopters and zooming away with your magic grappling hook and parachute just seconds before the plane smashes into the enemy base? What, you've never tried that? THEN YOU NEED TO PLAY JUST CAUSE 2.