Epic game, yet again you crash but this time it was like Kobe when he yet again went down in history. But I would like to know how its even possible to survive the snow mountain spawn. Not only do you crash directly into the ground, you also survive the helicopter sliding off a cliff causing you to make contact with the ground yet again, and THEN you survive when you get thrown out of the helicopter and THEN survive the helicopter flying towards YOU at Mach 60. And that finally knocks you unconscious, but you are still laying in the snow so you should of died from being too cold. If it was this easy to survive a helicopter crash then Kobe, Gianna, Vanessa, Natalia, Joe, Bianka, Capri, Pam, Sharia, and Shaya Bryant should all be able to survive a helicopter crash about 10 times in the same day. Enough about helicopter crashes and how about the actual game. Why is the map bigger than Australia, I like big maps but Jesus Christ. And also if your PC isn't decent then you will be running the game in -10 FPS. One of those reasons being that the entire continent that you play on is loaded at all times unless if you are in a cave. I like how the building in the game is realistic but I don't like having 28 stripper poles in my house. And why does every time I leave my house to go grab a few pebbles or something I come back to a entire rave inside of my house. There is usually about 12 cannibals, 2 titans, and 3 Ronnies just chilling in my house. I would not be surpised if a orca was just sleeping in my bed. Also WARNING, DO NOT build in a stream, because if a cannibal sneezes on it, 9/11 events will occur. Why is the Spear so good. I could beat the entire game just with the spear. If you could put a piece of cloth on the spear and light it on fire then I could fight 10 Demon Kings while playing Mario Kart. Speaking of Mario kart, The UAVs are so broken that its perfect. I can climb up a 90 degree angle with ease. And jump off the Empire State build and be completely fine. And it make for very easy travel, you can go like mach 8389 on the UAV. But if you are flying on the UAV and accidentally bump into Barry B Benson then you will go flying like withered foxy in Fnaf 2. I've also figured out that you can beat the final boss while on a UAV, so basically you turned on Godmode. The NPCs in the game are very wicked. They are better than they was when the game first released but when Wife(Virginia) tells me to follow her and starts hitting the griddy on a wall its very insane. And the game giving you a free slave at the start is pretty nice. I just wish he didn't have the same intelligence as the mud cannibals. Speaking of the mud cannibals, why do they fight like Mr Miyagi from karate kid taught them how to fight, good luck fighting these guys on the hardest difficulty. And the Cannibals that are white should screw off. They will walk up on you like a bunch of Crips and blow your base up by hitting the whip and nae nae with their bone weapons. But if you give wife a shotgun and a pistol then you're good because she will smoke them so hard its not even funny. Why are the Titans so OP, if you don't have a shotgun then I bet you will not win your first few fights with them. Especially when one of them has a entire Suzuki 15 HP Outboard Boat motor in their hand. I would say something about the mutants but as long as you have a shotgun or a crafted spear then you're good. Also it used to be so easy to kill the demons but endnight decided to nerf God himself. And I was kinda disappointed with the final boss just because it was just a bigger demon. And why do we go to Coruscant in the ending. I was very confused. Also why do I have to get attacked by Jaws and his entire bloodline whenever I go to the raft. And I only go there to get a pistol that I will use like one time. And why did the food in the game have to get nerfed so hard. There was once a time when cat food and energy drinks was good. I think having different seasons are cool but when it is winter I'm suicidal. And when you're near a frozen lake and hear weird noises, don't be like me and my friend. Because we thought it was a kaiju when it was actually just the water. The Caves are really cool in this game and they did the lighting in the caves perfect but that one cave that got added recently is so big that it could be used as a nuclear bunker for the entire population of India. And why can't we fight Sluggy. Yeah hes a white edp but we should still be able to fight him. You only get to blow him up and that's all. Also how big is our backpack, because I good fit every gun in the US in there. Why are the days so long in this game, By day 10 I could have a wife and kids. Also the animals in this game are wild. Try killing a rabbit with a melee. Its impossible because they are Sonic the Hedgehog. And if you are planning on killing a moose then make sure you kill it before it runs 84 mph. Because it will turn around and ram you into the earths core.