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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 301 TH GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS PANZER IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT.:dallas:
-Consolador ♥♥♥♥♥ XL ($500)
-Vibrador Pro X3 ($76)
-Tanga Masculina ($150)
-Fotografía de Gabe Newell ($50)
-Pony MLP Rainbow Dash ($19,99)
-Masturbador Masculino ($9,99)
Las siguientes compras no se procesarán sin realizar el pago
Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified.
-- Joe Orton, "Loot"
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My reason tells me that land cannot be sold - nothing can be sold but
such things as can be carried away. Black Hawk, (Saulk)
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Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
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Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around
here at quitting time.
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According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
-- David Letterman
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I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesson
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