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cringe and bluepilled

/u/ehyrus I see that you are a man of culture, you gentlesir! slow clap I regret that I have but one upboat to give, but I see you did the sex, so achievement unlocked! To be fair, while your username is relevant, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 5/7 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man.

You're doing God's work, son. My coworkers are staring at me because this post made me shoot coffee out of my nose. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. At first I was like, but then Pepperidge Farm remembers. You like that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train.

One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today; I'll just nopity nope on out of here. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Wife her in the butt, OP! I'm a simple man; I see boobies, I click the up vote button. I have the weirdest boner right now, and that was not my proudest fap... There it is! EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD.

EDIT 1: sigh unzips
EDIT 2: Good morning Reddit! Did not expect this thread to blow up (ʘ言ʘ╬)
EDIT 3: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!
EDIT 4: RIP my inbox lol!