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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:59am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38am

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:14am

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:14am



Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.