Recent reviews by n0gg

fun

Surprising depth and replayability from the game that I always knew growing up as "that one game in top 10 videos where you could pee on people"

I DONT HAVE UNO

Listen, the game is good for what it is, a few jerk off sessions, but i cant in good faith recommend it to people. Even if the devs added basic features like a gallery mode, a single save slot, and full screen; the "game" is so criminally barren of features it feels like it's programmed by a child. No options. No settings like in game volume, text speed, or anything else of the sort. No auto text (therefore no hands free gaming) and no text skip. Unless you count the fact that you can move to the next dialogue box at any time, even before the game has finished showing you all the text a skip feature. That pairs well with no text log, so if you miss something you are screwed. And that save feature? You can only save during choices. Even if that is the point where most people save, more options are always better. This game would legitimately work better if all assets were ported over to any VN engine, even Visual Novel Maker. Its such an unfun experience to play through the game, that the good quality art and interesting story just end up meaning so little compared to the massive flaws of the actual game.

Me: Mom can we have Hunie Pop?
Mom: We have Hunie Pop at home
Hunie Pop at home:

a good example of an idle game done right.

I cant bang the milf

In all seriousness, this feels like a typical winged cloud "game." Stereotypical tropes, a chad to self insert as, and a feeling of being ripped off. Don't let my time fool you, this game can be done in less than an hour if you're a quick reader. I just needed to take breaks to do something I found more interesting, while leaving the game running. The patch also leaves a lot to be desired. No dialogue changes other than bonus scenes, which feel extremely shoehorned in. A single mid game scene with no setup in the sfw game and a post route scene for each character that shows up after a wipe transition. You go from sfw confession to YOUR ♥♥♥♥ IS SO BIG dirty talk that makes me hard as melted butter. At least i assume they have one for each character, but for some reason the patch I downloaded from the official source accidentally made one of the characters inaccessible by making the only choice in the game (tsundere, weird, childhood friend, or AlL tHrEe) only have three rather than four outcomes. Thankfully its the least interesting character, so you don't miss much. There are other bugs too (a missing CG, whatever the hell pressing v does) I'm assuming bug fixes are on the way, but to release a buggy visual novel which exists on the same backbone of code you've used for years is unacceptable.

EDIT: After downloading some files, the bug locking boring tsun Mayuki no longer appears, text that no longer applies will be cover with a strike through like this

Master class of gaming.

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People will not stop making these games until people stop buying these games.