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Arthur Haste-ings

Take Phlash as Arthur
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 12:17pm

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:17am

Our Prudent Friend

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Shocking Biology

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 4:26pm

That Kind Of Game

Retrieve the credentials from the club
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 5:56pm

Mother of All Victories

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 12:03pm

The Great Lubricator

Deliver the cod liver oil
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 7:08am

Not In Kansas Any More

Cross into the Village for the first time
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 4:01am

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Gimme Shelter

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 5:53am

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survive 50 days
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Snug as a Bug on a Drug

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Downer

Complete Arthur's intro
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 9:48am

The Arthur Hastings

Finish Arthur's playthrough
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Resistance is Futile

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Breaking Blackberry

Complete Sally intro
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 12:50pm

The Wyrd Sisters

Complete the Crones encounter
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 10:21am

The Toxic Ex

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 11:04am

The Sally Boyle

Finish Sally's playthrough
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Gotta Catch Them All!

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Sugar Daddy

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:53am

Bon Voyage

Complete Ollie's intro
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:39am

Get the Float Out of Here

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:23am

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

The Ollie Starkey

Finish Ollie's playthrough
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:11am

Metal Guru

Kill 8 Robots in the Intro
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Local Hero

Save all the Villagers
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Queen Faraday

Complete Act 2
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27am

Deprogrammed

Complete Act 3
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

A Smashing Adventure

Complete the DLC
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Poor Viv

Complete Act 1
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

#1 on the Charts

Lifetime Achievement Award
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

One Day in the Life

Survived Day 1
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:57am

B-Side

Survived Day 2
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:17am

Mind Blower

Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

A Bright, Shiny Medal

Do Your Duty
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Factory Finish

Restore Order at Haworth Labs
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Tap Out

Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Alley Catch

Find Loot in Alleyway
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm



The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats

I Got Better

Contract and cure the plague

The Saint

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone

Now I Can Die Happy

Die while overdosing on Joy

Remember, Remember

Find all collectibles

You Do Know Jack

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work

Hot on her Heels

Find all notes related to Prudence

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer

Lighten Up

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie

Shouldn't These Be Red?

Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Headmaster

Get 100 Eye Shots

Well-Read

Pick Up All Lore Items

Helter Smelter

Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Golden Idol

Vibe all Nick statues

Liner Notes

Pick Up All Lore Items

Love Me Don't

Serenade 30 people

Great Vibrations

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

The Full Nicky

Pole Dance Naked

Bibliophile

Collect All Lore Notes

Self-Actualized

Unlock All Upgrades

Canal Retentive

Find Loot in Canal

Push Over

Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo

Down the Tubes

Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

All Natural

Finish DLC With No Upgrades