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⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿♂ Boss OF GYM ♂⠄⠄⢀⡈⠄
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That's Final Fantasy XIV in 2023. It's rated as the best MMO of all time and one of the best games ever made. I cried about 12 times during the MSQ and many more during the post-EW patches. There's tons to do and endless modding potential. FFXIV is basically the new Second Life and we're all here for it. We all love "plapping" and "gooning" with our toons.

Oh, and we're still better than WoW. Keep seething, Barry. If you don't like it, go back to WoW. Oh, what's that? Shadowlands sucked and Dragonflight flopped? Breast milk fridge, Cosby Suite, rape allegations, Bobby Kotick? LOL. FFXIV won, get over it.

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The brand new burger you can ♥♥♥♥. This burger is better than sex. You can ♥♥♥♥ this burger. Only at Burger King you can stick your ♥♥♥♥ in this burger. Your balls will explode, guaranteed. You can ♥♥♥ inside, outside, and all over the new Burger King burger. This burger will make your skin soft and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tight. Our estrogen-izing burgers will give you tits the size of basketballs, and that's no cap. Have it your way at Burger King, where your stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ six ways from Sunday.

YOU'RE A KNIGHT FROM THE KINGDOM OF CUMALOT AND YOU'RE ON A QUEST TO SLAY A DRAGON. YOUR LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ GETS EVEN SMALLER AS YOU APPROACH ITS CAVE. YOUVE HEARD DRAGONS BREATHE FIRE, BUT THAT HEAT YOU FEEL ON YOUR FACE IS COMING FROM HER SOUTH MOUTH. THIS DRAGON HASNT BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND SHES LOOKING AT YOU LIKE A BIG, SHINY DILDO. YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE RAGING GUSTS TO MOVE CLOSER, AS SHE BLASTS YOU WITH POWERFUL DRAGON QUEEFS. WHEN YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH, YOU STRIKE HER DIRECTLY IN THE BEAN WITH YOUR LANCE. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH, BUT THEN SHE JUST KIND OF LAYS BACK, AND YOU SPEND THE NEXT HOUR SPANKING HER SCALEY HOLE. WHEN SHE FINALLY BUSTS, ITS LIKE YOURE SITTING FRONT ROW ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN DURING A HURRICANE. YOU RIDE A WAVE OF BOILING HOT DRAGON SQUIRT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, AS ALL THE TOWNS PEOPLE CHEER YOU ON.

is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different? the stress of having student loans makes them so tight. i'm bored of my whole foods, globe trotting boyfriend. all that easy living has him way too relaxed if you know what i mean? i'll drive an hour just to see the bossy starbucks barista power bottom so i can hit it in his honda civic. they're the best mistresses, simple creatures. they're happy with just going to chili's and coldstone too. unlike my current LeLabo scented bottom with his stress-free, lasered bootyhole asking me to take him to michelin star restaurants so i can MAYBE get romantic, vanilla butt sex and then gets mad at me for getting the squirties on our egyptian cotton Frette sheets man who cares? i'm just trying to ♥♥♥♥

STOP POSTING ABOUT FINAL FANTASY 14! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME MEMES, ON YOUTUBE IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REMIXES! I was in some servers, right? and EVERY SINGLE DAY I saw FF14 stuff. I-I showed my favorite MMO to my friends and I said "hey dude, wanna try this cool game?" but they go "no dude that's lame", I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a Warrior of Light and said "ONE BRINGS SHADOW ONE BRINGS LIGHT" and every time I see Final Fantasy and I think of every single person I see saying "Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward Expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

You will buy the legend carry
You will farm unsync ifrit for the burger king crown
You will hand out 500 gil pets to sprouts in Gridania by the adventurer's guild
You will own the small house
You will spam the dote emote
You will fantasia to a male lalafel or a heterochromia cat girl
You will die to mechanics in duty finder and afk after while blaming the healer
You will o/
You will use the novice network as a Second Life roleplay groomer chat room
You will take your gear off for alliance roulette
You will make the "you can do it!" party finder group
You will hardcast raise in dungeons
You will tanksplain the lvl 30 dungeon with no mechanics hoping for commendations
You will buy the 45 dollar whale off the cash shop
You will pm new players on your server after dungeons and tell them to add you on discord
You will sit in perform playing undertale and zelda music
You will afk in limsa lominsa in front of the market board
And you will like it.

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING

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merry xmas???

help steam community is french oh gosh what is happening

mieow is my favorite

You are my scapegoat to get a ticket.

I take it you got Valve complete pack, then? :P