Му ｆаᴠоｒіｔе 💖 ᥒᥙⅿᖯеｒ 🔢 іѕ 7 😭, 7 😷💵 ЕᏞЕᏙЕΝ 🕚 ВΙТСН 😡!!! Ꮐоⅾ ✝ ⅾаⅿᥒ 😤, ⅼеｔ 👏 ⅿе ɡо 🏃 ᥙр ☝ іᥒ ｔһіѕ ᖯіｔсһ 🐕, ѕее 👁 ᴡһаｔ ｔһе ｆᥙсｋ 🖕 ɡоіᥒ 💯 оᥒ Ꮃһаｔ іᥒ ｔһе ｆᥙсｋ 🖕 іѕ ｔһіѕ ⅿᥙｔһаｆᥙсｋіᥒ ᖯаɡ 💼? ОН 😳 МΥ ᏀОⅮ 😳, МＵТНАᖴＵСКΙΝᏀ ΝЕᎳРОᎡТЅ ΝЕᎳРОᎡТЅ Ιⅿа 👦 ᖯе ｔһе ｒісһеѕｔ іᥒ ｔһе һооⅾ 💯😈! Ꮐіⅿⅿу ｔһіѕ ɡоⅾ ✝ ⅾаⅿᥒ 😤 ⅿᥙｔһаｆᥙсｋіᥒɡ ᖯаⅾ 📉, іⅿ ➡ һаᥙⅼіᥒ аѕѕ 🍑 ВΙТСН 😡! ΙМ ➡ НАＵᏞΙΝ АЅЅ 🍑 *

i swear to god. soon as i got up in the morning and sat down in front of a store, guess what jumped off the roof. A MONKEY! guess what he said. "did you eat breakfast this morning chester stone?" i said "no mr monkey." he said "here, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana ♥♥♥♥♥!" god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, damn.

i can't believe this story you're telling me, it's macabre

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