Sometimes I lie awake at night haunted by thoughts of my failures and the fear that I'm going to marry some guy named mark 10 years from now because I'm scared of being alone but it turns into a loveless marriage and neither of us can leave because we have a mortgage on our house with a white fence and 2.5 kids and its just more financially feasible if we just stay together and we don't even sleep in the same bed anymore since I can't stand to look at him because he's just a reminder of all the dreams I gave up and he's always staying at work late but I know he's not at work and he's with his 22 year old secretary telling her all of the things he used to tell me.

lit willy goated wit da sauwce

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stand up

stand up

Gimme a kiss cutie

♥♥♥♥♥♥ robbed me

🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ ♥♥♥♥! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S ♥♥♥♥♥ 💦🐱💦 Jesus has ♥♥♥ 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 ♥♥♥♥ in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦 ♥♥♥ 💦 of CHRIST ✝ Get 5️⃣ back & you’ll get NAILED 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight ✝💦 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you’ll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS 🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS ✝🙏💦

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Signed by daddy Marco <3

poo

-rep only streams at 1 am

-rep knows gabe

kid im 16 prolly older then you i got 2 gfs a truck and already accepted to 3 collages. so keep talkin ♥♥♥♥. i can bench 315 lbs 14 reps while your girl licks my sweaty taint. i also have a sensitive side. i read animal farm while death cab is playing in the background. i often change my religious beliefs. and girls admire that. and in return i ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of em. i also like listening to aphex twin and squarepusher as im blazin down the highway in my toyota tacoma. so keep talkin ♥♥♥♥. see where that takes you.

Spongebob me boy! I've overdosed on ketamine, and I'm going to die. Argh Argh Argh Argh

What the U W U did you just say about me (✿ヘᴥヘ) nyaaaa~ , you wittle (人◕ω◕) I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my cwass (◕‿◕✿) , and I've been involved in numewous hugging on evewyone! (◕ᴥ◕)

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.

-rep has a steam group named after him omegalul

lasagna

lasagna

lasagna

i married scum smh

+rep pure skum

plug walk

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EXes and Exgirlfriend are now friends. Can exes really be friends though?

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