🔥 About Me 🔥

🔫 Professional Bullet Sponge 🧽
Certified in absorbing bullets like a boss. Seriously, my KD ratio is so low, it's underground. They call me the human shield.

🚑 Self-proclaimed Medic 🏥
If you need someone to accidentally throw the smoke grenade at your feet instead of the enemy's, I'm your guy. Hey, at least I tried, right?

🎮 Master of Spectating 👀
You'll often find me spectating after the first round, giving moral support and shouting helpful advice like, 'You got this!' and 'Watch out for that guy with the big gun!'

🔥 Epic Fail Enthusiast 😅
My ability to accidentally flashbang my own team is unmatched. Seriously, I should get an award for team sabotage.

🕶️ Stealthy Ninja (but not really) 🐢
I move like a shadow... a really clumsy, noisy shadow that alerts the whole enemy team to our location.

🏆 Accomplishments 🏆
Zero MVPs but plenty of participation trophies!
Remember folks, it's not about winning or losing, it's about having a good time... and occasionally accidentally shooting your own teammate in the back. Let's do this! 😎🎮